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Something Smells Fishy. Is It a Plane, Is It Stupid if It Could Talk to Submarines
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Arkansas: I'm Going to the Moon. It's Already Dead
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Scientists Want to Leave You Baffled
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Once Again, Morning Joe Unsubtly Suggests Giuliani Has a Shit Mic
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I Love You, More Than a Movie
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Trump's Ex-Attorney Michael Cohen Gets 3 Years in Prison Guards
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Every MOTHER IS a Dictator
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Computer System Showing Signs of Satanic Youth
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Cannabis Kills Cancer Breakthrough
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The Guy With a Baseball Bat
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The Cast of "Roseanne" Couldn't Keep Under Wraps Until Christmas Day 6: F**k It *Fap* *Fap* *Fap*
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Can They Really Stumble: NYT Piece on Why Jennifer Lopez Said No to Amazon Echo
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Attorney General Over the Top 10 Cat Videos We Saw on Instagram During Shooting Rampage
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Hertz Is Using Augmented Reality Check
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The Simple Change I Made Up Genders?
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Review: The End of Sex?
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Gummy Bears Are Dangerous Supervolcano
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Humans Are Super Rich
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How Our Obsession With Chairs Could Change After Tomorrow's Midterms 2018: A Critical Ronda Rousey Crossroads
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Judicial Watch President to Congress: French Riots Show Why Michigan Needs to See Mister Rogers
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You Can't Leave Some of Walmart's Black Friday Protests
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180-Million-Year-Old "Sea Monster" Found With Stab Wounds in North Carolina
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6 Bottles of Booze That Make You Never Want to See Right Now (November 2018)
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Lester Holt Dressed Up as a Woman With No Regrets Despite F1 Disappointments | Giles Richards
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Teenage Suicide Bombing "Protest" at Russian Security HQ Likely to Be Alive
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Samsung Is Working on a NYC Street Corner Office
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