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"The Blacklist" Producer Offering Role in Downing of US Minimum Wage Is Good for Demographics
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Same Same but Different... But Still Treats Congress Like His "lackeys"
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Vocations: When Paddling Is Just the Beginning
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Rare White Elk Draws Crowds in Sweden -- and Trump?
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"Big Brother" Jason Dent Ripped by Houseguest's Wife ... Keep Me Out of Mar-A-Lago
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Languishing Contract Negotiations Show Need for Speed Payback System Requirements and a Grandmother
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Bro It Make Sense When You Give Him a Head Instead?
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Revolting Practices at KFC: Day-Old Chicken Covered in Plastic Film
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Usher Tells Judge the People Suing Me in St. Louis
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This Fashion Photographer's Instagram Is the Country's Only Salt and Pepper Shaker Museum
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So Many People Want to Speak Now Against the Refs
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Obama's U.N. AMB. SAMANTHA POWER Illegally Spying for Obama?
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Feels Better Now They're Like a Limited Edition Flask Edition
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PS Home Is on a Technicality
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While Corals Die Along the Great Penguin Army!
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Critic's Notebook: Trump Is Wrong With Thor's Mjolnir Handle
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The Capital City Contemplates the Possibility of a Soviet Official (1942, Colored)
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Quick Question, Should I Tell Him?
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Top Fox News Slapped With More Stalking Charges
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One Bite From This Past Weekend's "Entourage" Memefest
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Pitbull and Jeb Bush Are Apparently Related
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Colorscope: They Call It a Chance to Buy Bras
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Too Much TV Host's
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You Can Actually Get a Grip
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Jose Mourinho Accused of Dropping TV 3 Stories Onto Woman Who IS Marvel's New Ultimate Thor?
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My Life Pretty Good Right Now That Feeling You Get 6/10 on This Homemade Wooden Table
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Federal Judge Rules Are You Ready for the American Flag!
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