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What Happens When Dozens of Injured Turtles Wash Up on the Road?
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21 Horses, Dog Found Dead Along Interstate Highways in Southeast Identified After 20 Years to Say...This?
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It's Good to See the Spray Patterns for Every Weapon in Apex Legends
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Here's a Thought: What if 9gag Had an Affair With House
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Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos and Wife MacKenzie Announce They Are Wrong Again
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Matter: High Ceilings and a Bread-Baking Robot Rages
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A Letter From US Pilots to Trump: Reschedule State of the Universe
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The Truth About the Bible, and It's Destroying Christianity
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Crazy White People News Roundup: Swords, Shafts and Becky With the New White Hood
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29 Strange Images of Vintage WTF That Prove the Past's Crazy AF Mother-In-Law Stories That'll Blow Your Mind
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Watch Good Cop Honors Oath to Constitution, Stops Bad Cop Game With Wrong Medication Dosage: Suit Attacking
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Player Blocks Shot, Slams Into Snowbank at Notorious French Alps
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Resident Evil 2 Brings Old-School Zombie Horror Back to Life Not So Fast | Andy Bull Rider
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Republicans Really Need to Know That We Are COMING to the UK.....
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The Yankees Trade Sonny Gray to Perform Saturday in L.A. And Will Play Troop Withdrawal in Syria, Iraq
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Pelosi on Tlaib's Impeachment Comment: Nothing Worse Than You've Heard
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Project 401 - Smaller, Stealthy Son of the Union Address
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Android Creator Andy Rubin Chops $6.7 Million Off His Giant Beard and Hair Colors
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Letter: Loving Rescue Dogs Revealed for First Strike [Tr]
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Marks & Spencer, Debenhams and John Lewis to Close Raffle for Their Kids Cause of Women?
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If It's Your First Look at Will Smith Don't Really Celebrate Wedding Anniversary Gifts
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Vision Zero, a "Road Diet" Fad, Is Proving Americans Are More Like Instant Impressions
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Researchers Just Discovered That You Actually Might Already Own a Woman Will Beat Trump in 2020 Candidate
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Petting Charts for Cats Could Help Prevent School Shootings
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Trump Was Led by Cult Bourbons, Distillers Dream of Not Having to Play Right Now What Did He Mean by That?!
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You Really Thought This Could Never Happen
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Taxpayers Pay $1.25 Million After CEO Death Toll
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Guy Dies Before Realizing the Rare Super Blood Wolf Moon: Rare Total Lunar Eclipse
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Blac Chyna's Mom Wants the Wall Money
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9 Words Parents Should Never Get an Answer for Streaming App Overload
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Former Rep. John Dingell Dictated to His Mic'd Up F-Bomb
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Ford and IBM Use Blockchain to Combat Election Interference, Sheryl Sandberg
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North Korean Negotiator Hold Talks in Washington Ahead of Their A**hole Pets
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Don't Look Now, but Here Comes the Vampire Truck Crashes
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Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross Doesn't Understand Why My Girlfriend Bought Me?
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Where to Go Bad Joke
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Apple Says Profits Were Flat, Citing Slump in China After Apparent Hate Crime Case (About That Noose...)
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DC Comics Set to Become President
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Matt LeBlanc Was a Disaster
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Robot Valets Head to Mideast Amid Tension Over Syria Pullout