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Peepee Poopoo Man Arrested
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Former Trump Aide Says He Was a Polish Bear Named Wojtek That Served in an Ohio Middle School; Police Say "No"
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I've Made a Mistake
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Millennials Are Now Available in Candy Form
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Mike Pence: "For Some Reason" the Left Cares About Poor People?
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Cocaine-Filled Condoms Sent to Vatican FOR POPE BLESSING
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Man Gets Friend-Zoned in the International Space Station
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Why Are You Horny and Alone?
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10 Awkward Moments When You Die
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Scientists Unearth World's Oldest Rock: 4.4 Billion-Year-Old Crystal Meth
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REPORT: Trump Is Ushering in a New Kind of Uncool
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My God, Don't Rub Oranges on Your Face, Bro!
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1 in 10 Americans Do Not Fall Asleep
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What's in Your Fucking Mouth … You're a Fucking Museum
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Yodeling Boy Just Released From Prison, Will Tell His Story
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"Drunk" Man Shoves 20cm USB Cable Into His Penis to Bring Women Together
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It Doesn't Pay to Be an Asshole
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Great Job Dad... You Made Me Miserable
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Stop Saying You Can't Destroy Me
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Dave Grohl Discusses the Pressures of Voicing Princess Zelda
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Why Japan's Godzilla Is So Good at Singing Sia's "Chandelier"
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"Socialist USA" Blueprint to Be PS3-Exclusive
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Pocket Sandwiches Revolutionized and 1,000,000 Times More Brutal Than Terrorists
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Scientists Confirm That Sex Really Does Grow on Trees
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How to Know if You Are Absolutely Disgusting
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Here's How to Graduate From College With a Keyboard Shortcut
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Dwarf Planet Haumea Has a Dick
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Refusing to Be Smarter
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Microsoft Could Be Considered Porn Producer
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The British Sure Love Their Vaginas
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Everything You Need to Know Before Eating at a Urinal
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This Puppy. It's a Ghost!
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5 Reasons to Be Inside Of You
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Try Not to Be a Walrus
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Nearly 40,000 Giraffe Parts Have Been Removed From the NYC Subway Tracks
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Dunkin Donuts Now Has Long Legs
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Adorable Toddler Flubs the Word "Vagina" in Vagina Monologues Ad
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26 Pictures That Primarily Feature Her Booty
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I Think Everyone Should Read This Passionate Manifesto on Women's Butt Hair
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6 Reasons Famous Wars Were Even Worse Than the Videogame