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Peepee Poopoo Man Arrested
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Oldest Person in US Dies at 49
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Former Trump Aide Says He Was a Polish Bear Named Wojtek That Served in an Ohio Middle School; Police Say "No"
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Biden Has a "transient Anus" Meaning It Only Appears When Needed
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I've Made a Mistake
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Millennials Are Now Available in Candy Form
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Mike Pence: "For Some Reason" the Left Cares About Poor People?
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Cocaine-Filled Condoms Sent to Vatican FOR POPE BLESSING
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Man Gets Friend-Zoned in the International Space Station
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Why Are You Horny and Alone?
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10 Awkward Moments When You Die
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Concerned Human Puts on Cat Ears
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Scientists Unearth World's Oldest Rock: 4.4 Billion-Year-Old Crystal Meth
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REPORT: Trump Is Ushering in a New Kind of Uncool
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Denmark Says Greenland Is a BITCH
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Biden Brags About Being Bisexual: I Just Want to Blow Out Your Brooklyn Brownstone
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2 Dead, at Least It Works
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My God, Don't Rub Oranges on Your Face, Bro!
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1 in 10 Americans Do Not Fall Asleep
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Ron Paul to Trump: End the Shutdown; It's Time to Die
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My Dad Is Being a Petulant Little Shit
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What's in Your Fucking Mouth … You're a Fucking Museum
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Yodeling Boy Just Released From Prison, Will Tell His Story
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Ariana Grande Opens Up About Her Struggle With an Air Compressor to Replicate the Sounds of Various Wind Instruments
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"Drunk" Man Shoves 20cm USB Cable Into His Penis to Bring Women Together
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It Doesn't Pay to Be an Asshole
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Great Job Dad... You Made Me Miserable
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Here Are All the Boys
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Spaghetti Got a Sequel
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Stop Saying You Can't Destroy Me
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Dave Grohl Discusses the Pressures of Voicing Princess Zelda
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"Socialist USA" Blueprint to Be PS3-Exclusive
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Why Japan's Godzilla Is So Good at Singing Sia's "Chandelier"
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Get Ready for Some Reason
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Pocket Sandwiches Revolutionized and 1,000,000 Times More Brutal Than Terrorists
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More Orgasms Could Reduce Your Risk of Extinction
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How to Know if You Are Absolutely Disgusting
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How Did Birds Lose Their Jobs
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Refusing to Be Smarter
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"Muppets Now" Trailer Promises Dystopian Dance Orgies and Demi Moore