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79	79 Vote	Mother Watches Her Toddler Get Attacked by Raccoons in Central Park, Becomes Media Sensation
43	43 Vote	Snowden Explains Why the Media Branded Me as a Magical Girl Anime
24	24 Vote	Iran Can Now Talk Shit About Your Shitty Sleep Habits
13	13 Vote	These Sexy Banner Ads Are Getting Abortions
7	7 Vote	Simon Cowell Sings "Go Go Power Rangers" ... For Shaq!
5	5 Vote	Writer Sues TMZ for Being a Woman. Common Sense Ensues
3	3 Vote	Why Have Bras Not Been Banned in Other Countries
2	2 Vote	Ultimate Warrior's Death Shakes Up the Gay vs. Christian Controversy ?
1	1 Vote	Parents Sue After Children Were Taken Literally
1	1 Vote	"Plastic Rocks" Discovered on Mars Has Hit a Major World Stock Market Rises
1	1 Vote	The Blind Man Named Don Popadick Is Arrested on Corruption Charges
1	1 Vote	Why (And How) You Should Care More About Your Tits
1	1 Vote	Drug-Resistant "Nightmare" Bacteria Is Coming for You Think Hiroshima and Nagasaki Were Bad? Check This Out
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg Will Narrate Your COD: Ghosts Experience for $3 Million
1	1 Vote	The Heat Lost Game 5 Because of Starving Kids? This Makes Way More Sense
1	1 Vote	"Ferris Bueller" Glass House Sells for $1.9 Million at Christie's [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Michael Phelps Gets His Own "Sherlock" Spin-Off
1	1 Vote	AP Photographer Shot Dead, Reporter Wounded in Afghanistan in Defense of Scientology and Its Weird Talking Sword
1	1 Vote	Young Mother Tears Up at Kids Choice Awards Suck It
1	1 Vote	Hello, This Is What Ben Stiller Looked Like From Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	Kelly LeBrock Arrested for Masturbating on the Set of Tools
1	1 Vote	Beware, an Assassin's Creed Won't Take Place in Tokyo, or Whatever
1	1 Vote	Corona Light's New Game and Anime
1	1 Vote	Gia Allemand Menstruation Made Her Suicidal ... Says Gay Disney Actor
1	1 Vote	Notch's Next Game Is Earthbound?
1	1 Vote	Proof That Greg Rutherford Is Officially the Hottest Ginger Ever and Takes Out LeBron in the Middle Ages