Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

nearlymatthew

Voted Headlines

109	109 Vote	First Openly Gay Governor Elected in the Trash Yesterday
47	47 Vote	19 Times Max the Bunny Was Filled With Potatoes!
111	111 Vote	Trump Is Trumped in the Neck and Lost His Ability to Dance! #Courage
113	113 Vote	20 Tips to Up Your Relationship With Christ
254	254 Vote	Sh*t, I'm Going to Prison 1	1
147	147 Vote	What It's Like Being an Asshole
99	99 Vote	Police Kill Man Who Was Able to Breathe Underwater Without Oxygen Tanks
108	108 Vote	A Loophole in the Ass
47	47 Vote	I Just Want You to F*p
8	8 Vote	From Ebola Front Line: Teaching How to Make You Jizz Your Pants
65	65 Vote	The Hulk Hogan 1	1
9	9 Vote	13 Lies Mary-Kate and Ashley Movies Told You About Life After a Bombing
8	8 Vote	Is It Time to Hunt Down Master Chief
161	161 Vote	Hell's Kitchen: Gordon Ramsay Eats a $145 Bowl of Catnip
211	211 Vote	Following Jesus Will Cost You Money 1	1
78	78 Vote	Guy Turns Himself Into Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
181	181 Vote	What if Physics Determined the Laws of Physics 1	1
193	193 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Has Turned Into a Hologram
211	211 Vote	Japan's Getting a Sequel! 7	7
56	56 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Have Accomplished More Than a Fruit Fly 1	1
93	93 Vote	Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal 1	1
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
77	77 Vote	11 More Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Dinosaurs Fucking 1	1
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26