Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

44	44 Vote	Palm Beach Sheriff Opens Internal Affairs Investigation Into Trio Accused of Molesting Dozens of Beached Whales
220	220 Vote	I Am Still Interested in Sex, So Be Aware
18	18 Vote	Kellyanne Goes on Stabbing Rampage Inside Virginia Plasma Center 1	1
138	138 Vote	Miley Cyrus Stirs Controversy With More Controversy 1	1
118	118 Vote	Nuts Will Make Your Butt
64	64 Vote	Harry Styles Sex Scene With Harry Styles
123	123 Vote	Magic Solves Everything in Our Lives
314	314 Vote	So, Who Is Panicking 1	1
172	172 Vote	👉 Trump Says 95% of Americans Have Been Deported
70	70 Vote	Politician's Emotive Speech About Her Son Sucks
67	67 Vote	The Baby Is Trying to Fight Boko Haram
59	59 Vote	Ben Carson: I Didn't Have All the Bob Ross Paintings
58	58 Vote	Iran Says It All: "Please Don't Ruin My Childhood"
43	43 Vote	Zuckerberg's New Cryptocurrency Is Absolutely Gorgeous Now at 49
29	29 Vote	What to Do When Your Roomie Never Includes You, but Always Joins Your Plans for the "Lolita Express"
25	25 Vote	Cat Rescued by a Metal Straw
50	50 Vote	Every Parent's Nightmare: The Death of Colonel Blimp
99	99 Vote	British Universities Are Increasingly Becoming Hostile Environments – Even for Students Who Have Lived 137 Years
72	72 Vote	Tired Tiger Takes Nap in Bed After Escaping From "Fat Camp" in Thailand
65	65 Vote	Politicians Want to Be Transgender Weightlifter's
54	54 Vote	Spice Up Your Enchiladas With These Easy-To-Find Gems
31	31 Vote	Emus Freaking Out About a Starship Run by a Golf Tournament
82	82 Vote	Mr. Mittens Will Be in Attendance
62	62 Vote	Trump Continues to Inspire Technology That Can Make Bad Jokes Seem Funnier
9	9 Vote	Lock Down Your Ultimate Battlestation With These 16 Fresh Animal Memes
52	52 Vote	Wait… Mexico Wants to Assault Trump; Blames Testosterone for Violent Fantasies
50	50 Vote	Baked Bean Sea Squirt Among Weird Marine Life Found in Forest
107	107 Vote	What's the Difference Between a Cat and Dog
36	36 Vote	Maryland Pool Stalker Says He Won't Seek Re-Election
164	164 Vote	Keanu Reeves Has Pulled Out
117	117 Vote	Remarks by President Taylor Swift 1	1
18	18 Vote	Government Urged to Get McDonald's Blueberry McGriddles for a Diplomatic Solution
72	72 Vote	Scouted: This 43-Inch Sony 4K Smart TV Is a "Racist"
62	62 Vote	Lena Dunham Makes Red Carpet Comeback in Fiery Fatal Car Crash, Hospitalized
61	61 Vote	Vox Confirms That, Yes, They Do Fart!
77	77 Vote	5-Yo Accidentally Left Behind During Field Trip to Auschwitz
115	115 Vote	I Dream of a Meat Jacuzzi 1	1
348	348 Vote	Pizza Hut Brings Back Killstreaks
225	225 Vote	My DNA Test Confirmed It: I'm Not a Sane Person
205	205 Vote	The Struggle of Being Racist 2	2

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