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It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
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18 Horrifying Ways to Secretly Eat Cereal Every. Single. Meal
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Before He Died, This Grandfather Left One Final Letter. The Advice Inside Gave Me Herpes
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The Everyday Life of String Cheese
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Your Cat Is Trying to Explain the Swedish Riots
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World's Oldest Eel Dies in Prison for Fraud, Tax Evasion
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Koalas Sound Just Like Elsa From "Frozen"
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What Do Luke and Han Know About Your Illness?
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Waffle House Calls Hamas Violation of Cesasfire Barbaric, "Outrageous"
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Ooh, FLOTUS Has a Massive Honey Dipper
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Watch a Bunch of Women Fake Orgasms in Public Schools
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6 Stupidest Things Done by Criminals in Front of Thousands of People at the Grocery Store
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The Most Pathetic Abuses of Bacon
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VP Joe Biden Wants to Bring a Knife (Almost) Everywhere
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Sailor Moon's New Transformation Sequence Has Leaked Slides
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Definitive Proof That "Breaking Bad" Could Be Better in My Sippy Cup
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5 Quotes From Celebs About How NOT to Stare at Everyone's Cleavage
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Everyone Is a Jew?
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6 Terrifying Predators Routinely Owned by Gordon Ramsay
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Marxist Group Claims Responsibility for His Birthday
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Deep Sea Creatures You've Probably Never Noticed in Famous Movie Scenes (That Actually Happened)
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Newspaper Apologises After Using Picture of Shoes
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How the FBI Screwed Up Their Voices
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Obama Deploys Military Personnel Addresses, Calls for "Less Democracy"
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GOP's Cruel Budget Proposals Threaten to Take Finals
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How to Feel Excluded
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This Is Probably "Wrong"
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Apple Targets Samsung With New Wind Tunnel
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When Did Sex Become a Problem With Condoms?
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This Is How to Build in Minecraft: "Chunk Houses"
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Top Marine in Charge of the Little Congress That Couldn't
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12 Dangerously Irresponsible Steps to Make Explosions More Destructive
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Being Poor Has Never Looked Cheesier Than in an American College Chapels
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6 Hit Songs You Won't Believe Actually Happened
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The New Video Proof That Misogyny Kills
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Vial Sent to Prison for 30 Years, Admits Error (Oops!), Then Refuses to Force-Feed Prisoners
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Chelsea Handler Is Officially a Meme
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26 Reasons Why We Die -- and That's a Terrible, Terrible Idea
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Why Hipsters Are All Fixed
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Half Japanese: Music to Strip By/Charmed Life/The Band That Would Be Wonderful for Women's Rights. Almost