Headline Smasher

They have a shot.

Uh-oh. I think that, with the last bit... "BroBible" is a bit mistaken. I'm pretty sure the actual lyrics are "Everybody Knows Shit's Fucked," which would be a song claiming that 9/11 was an inside job.

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Everything?

More than expected.

No.
No.
No.
No.

Headline's not fake.

Well, they *are* growing stronger.

1. Popcorn bucket trick
2. Rainbow popcorn
3. Glitter popcorn

And much, much more!

Please don't.

Multiple ways to read this.

I would think so, yes.

Sweet, another "Shut The Fuck Up Forever" smash.

It really is.

And now, what she did to survive...
Is nothing...
Compared to what she'll do...
For revenge...

Quickly! Take off your bra! For SCIENCE!

They're both the same headline!

Hmmm. Would it be better with the bit about a grandma?

I guess I'll put the pokeball down.

But... That's the headline. Just with "Map:" on the front.

Michael Bays directs.

Nooooo D=

Because you got threatened for this, here's some other things you might like getting threatened over: