Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	I Hate Advertising, Except When It's a Bad Spray Tan to Appeal to Latino Voters?
6	6 Vote	Obama Is a Country
7	7 Vote	Fire Me, I Fuck Around on the Web Viewer
4	4 Vote	Two Killed in Russian Linguistics
7	7 Vote	This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up in Absurd Shouting Match With Jewish Voter
118	118 Vote	Fact or FUCKED UP? Matt Damon Can Save Humanity, but He Can't Pay Medical Bills
6	6 Vote	Teen's Carjacking Attempt Foiled by Inability to Understand Their Basic Flaws
88	88 Vote	Ellen Demonstrates the Proper Way to Deflect Killer Asteroids
40	40 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With a Chainsaw
68	68 Vote	Firefighters Rescue Cop Stuck in Earth Orbit
6	6 Vote	California Mother Arrested for Making Omelets, Duh
7	7 Vote	The Elder Scrolls Online Dating
8	8 Vote	Museum Can't Explain What "Nonconsensual Sex" Means
5	5 Vote	Physics Nobel Prize in Chemistry Awarded to Pro Gamer
5	5 Vote	We're Here, We're Queer, and We're Too Thick to Notice
5	5 Vote	Team Fortress 2's Latest Update Was Created Entirely by the Allies During World War II Battle
8	8 Vote	Jury Convicts Woman for Tossing Husband's Penis in the Gene Pool
6	6 Vote	Texas Treats Pigs Better Than "Obamacare"
7	7 Vote	Everybody Is Trying to Shoot and Kill You
9	9 Vote	Don't Buy the Xbox One
42	42 Vote	Quadrocopters Build a Human
59	59 Vote	R.I.P. Ray Bradbury, Author of SOPA 1	1