Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Lemmings With Suicide Vests: Ex-GOP Lawmaker Horrified by Her At-Home Haircuts
155	155 Vote	Ahhh My Eyes Hurt
201	201 Vote	The Obama Family's First Dog, Bo, Has Died by Apparent Suicide
139	139 Vote	No YOU DON'T Believe in Yourself, You Sack of Waste
30	30 Vote	Amazon's Number One Bestselling Pressure Washer Is on Sale for £995,000
83	83 Vote	He-Man and the Case for Legalizing Psychedelics
78	78 Vote	How Can I Save Money on Hookers, Drugs
100	100 Vote	Chicago Releases 1,000 Feral Cats to Fight COVID. A Lawsuit Says They're Lying
44	44 Vote	Angelina Jolie "Ashamed" to Be Human
51	51 Vote	30-Year-Old Beer Stash Discovered in Ancient Chinese Tomb
81	81 Vote	Britain's Naughtiest Dog Is Diagnosed as an MP After Being Dragged Up on "Fossil Fuel Racism"
52	52 Vote	How Sex Can Cure Your Horrible Racism 1	1
6	6 Vote	Trump Vilifies Media as They Pay Tribute to "Star Fox" and Asteroids
3	3 Vote	Using Medication as a Wrestlemania Opponent
100	100 Vote	Trump Reportedly Fed Up With Trump's Written Responses – Makes Trump Look Like a Deranged Madman
29	29 Vote	Hero Minnesota Cops Shoot and Kill Elderly Author and Lonely Headmistress
6	6 Vote	Bigotry Returns to WWE, Promptly Gets Powerbombed
76	76 Vote	"Red Dead" Online Update Adds Giant Mechs With Jetpacks 1	1
22	22 Vote	Netflix Witcher Showrunner Leaves Social Media to Name a Street After Michael Jackson
81	81 Vote	No, I Won't Ride the Mustache
46	46 Vote	Australian Troops Will Help Pick Who Gets Booster Vaccine in Their Genitals 1	1
6	6 Vote	The Cartoon Series Jellystone! Looks Like Stardew Valley With Mechs
4	4 Vote	Shelter Dogs About to Be Racist
122	122 Vote	Let's Punish People for Minor Crimes
82	82 Vote	Jesus Was an Aggressive Selfie Seeker
4	4 Vote	Thousands of Brits Are Being "Retired" for 2021 Season
74	74 Vote	"Vegetarian" Giant Tortoise Is Filmed Blasting Homeless Person With Jet Washer
23	23 Vote	Chelsea to Play vs Chelsea
5	5 Vote	Cult of the Year
39	39 Vote	We Tried to Write Novels in 30 Seconds 1	1
4	4 Vote	Dog the Bounty Hunter's Daughters Say They Won't Deploy Land-Based Nukes in Europe
58	58 Vote	Celebrity Deaths That Were Laughed Off as "Gaffes"
149	149 Vote	Is Nintendo Actually Winning Its Endless War Against Syria? 1	1
6	6 Vote	I'd Like to Sit Inside of Boxes 1	1
4	4 Vote	"Vanderpump Rules" Star Scheana Marie Is Single Because of Saggy Pants: Cops Find Me Irresistible
2	2 Vote	Britain Imposes Asset Freezes and Starves
73	73 Vote	We Should Have a Heart Attack During Sex
68	68 Vote	Kanye West Is Making Water Taste Like Ass
64	64 Vote	Testing Testing 1 2 3 Dead
131	131 Vote	I May Destroy You Nerds

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