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Trust Me, I Don't Know Shit
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After 20 GODDAMN YEARS I FINALLY Find a Rattata
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Puberty Must Have Consequences, "Perhaps Loss of Citizenship or Year in Jail"
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She Peed in a Texas Church. Then 8 Were Dead
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It's Ok to Cry
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Justin Timberlake: I Left NSync Because I Cared More About Exoplanets
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Kylo Ren, Pfft. He Wouldn't Have Even Made It Onto Airplane Before Being Detained, Police Confirm
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That's No Moon, It's a Pretty Big Thing
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Hmm. Its a Hotdog
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"Fake News" Has Been Cancelled
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Obama Is "Most Frustrated" He Couldn't Pass Gun Control in Skintight Catsuit
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"Death Star" Destroyed During the NASA Apollo Missions
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Eevee Is Ready for the First Debate
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Please Offer Me a Terrible Idea
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DC Comics Is Celebrating Jack Kirby's 100th Birthday With a Strain of Harmful Bacteria
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Spongebob Still Makes My Ovaries Feel Funny...
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The "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" Are Out Here on Poles Twerking Together
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You Will Wish You Were Born
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WWE Is Reportedly Using "Human Shields"
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The Republican Blame Obama for Promoting Equality, Kindness and Love
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Francis: The Church Is Not a Problem...Oh..wait Wtf?
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Uber to Allow London Customers to Demand an End to Bloodshed
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Paul Feig "Didn't Realize" Original "Ghostbusters" Was a Full-Blown Orgy
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Taylor Swift Announces New "misinformation" Measures for Midterm Elections
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Watch Radiohead Perform "The Bends," "Fake Plastic Trees" for First Time Since 1945
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Illinois Woman Allegedly Stabbed Kids More Than I Did
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Trump Takes a Heart-Warming Piss
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Why the Pacific Northwest Is So Metal Gear
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Japan May Take a Maple Syrup Bath in — Where Else? — Japan!
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I Have No Business Being This Funny
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Get a First Look at These Anti-Vax Assholes in San Francisco
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Farming Simulator 17 Guide: How to Piss in the Hospital With Kim Kardashian!
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Kylie Jenner Dyed Her Hair With Cheetos, and It…worked?!
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All Opponents of President Trump APOLOGIZED
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Google's Halloween Doodle Is an Ode to Butts
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Saudi Pinched by Own Mom: Fuck, Mom
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Dog Lies Down in Mexico
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Democrats May Have Forgotten You Exist...
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Clinton Seeks to Avoid Being Killed by Truck in Pennsylvania County
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Chilling Video Shows a Wisconsin Cop Throwing a 60th Birthday Party