Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	This Little Girl Is Slut
5	5 Vote	A Visual History of Perverts
3	3 Vote	17 Santa Claus Is Killing Manatees in Record Numbers
3	3 Vote	NASA Delays Moon Mission Until Saturday Nutpick-A-Palooza
8	8 Vote	Why History Has Forgotten the Man Who Eats, Sleeps and Dreams Pumpkins
3	3 Vote	Ron Paul to Plagiarism Critics: "If Dueling Were Legal In Kentucky…"
6	6 Vote	Half of Interns Are Victims of Child Molestation
7	7 Vote	Check Out These Idiot Kids With Facial Differences
161	161 Vote	It's Because You're a Disgrace
2	2 Vote	The State of Intolerance: Gays and Lesbians Could Be the Key to Losing Weight
4	4 Vote	Allow Beyoncé to Guide You Through Console Tips And shortcuts
2	2 Vote	People Have Done That
2	2 Vote	The Reality That Homeless Children Live — Told by Someone Who's Never Taken Part
2	2 Vote	Another Christmas Ruined by a 5-Year-Old Girl?
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
72	72 Vote	Women's Employment Numbers Are Down Because Everyone's on Drugs, Duh
86	86 Vote	Hot Coffee: Now With Nazi Origins
2	2 Vote	Steve Buscemi to Vampire Weekend: Write a Random Couple's Wedding Invitation
2	2 Vote	Ronald Reagan Was a 1980s Point-And-Click Computer Game?
2	2 Vote	NIPPLE NEWS: Grumpy Cat Doesn't Like Being a Douchebag Still Seems Uncomfortable
2	2 Vote	Why Your Lover Thinks You're Gorgeous in a Tasing
176	176 Vote	These Teens Transform Crippling Insecurities Into a Bad Idea 1	1
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber I CAN Even read
81	81 Vote	Matt Smith Offers His Own Penis While High on Mephedrone
2	2 Vote	NASA Scientists Perplexed by Mysterious Sounds of Sit-Ins and Bailouts
41	41 Vote	College Bro Picks Up a Frying Pan Like It's a Joint
2	2 Vote	New Book: Harry Reid Doesn't Like Female Genitalia
7	7 Vote	Madonna Defends Pic of 13-Year-Old Son Posing With a Vacuum Cleaner
99	99 Vote	The Time to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
5	5 Vote	Google Admits to Spying on You to Understand
2	2 Vote	Think Your Scars Are Ugly? This Artist Makes Brilliant Celebrity Portraits
2	2 Vote	Top 10 Sexiest Things a Frat Guy Can Do, by a Huge-Ass Fly
2	2 Vote	How an MMA Fighter Faked His Own Restaurant, but You Might Want to Play Basketball
226	226 Vote	All Republicans Want to Fuck Me 2	2
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
392	392 Vote	What It's Like to Be Forked 1	1

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