Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

mrpooptickler

Voted Headlines

122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
175	175 Vote	How to Masturbate In Public 1	1
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
204	204 Vote	Bill Nye the Science of Partying
235	235 Vote	There's Something Wrong With Ronald McDonald 1	1
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
146	146 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over the World, Circa 1580
477	477 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
310	310 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
169	169 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
369	369 Vote	Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2
104	104 Vote	Snake Slithers Out of Class [NSFW]
122	122 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
134	134 Vote	Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor, Do You Have Cancer
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
125	125 Vote	Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
297	297 Vote	It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1
135	135 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Stripper
194	194 Vote	After 30 Years, Donkey Kong Comes to PS3 for $229 [It's Back]
197	197 Vote	Wizards & Cyborgs Unite to Push for Marriage Proposals
682	682 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
359	359 Vote	Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders 1	1
152	152 Vote	Penis-Powered Game Gets Highly Unanticipated Sequel