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Obama Administration Wants To Destroy the EVERYTHING
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There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
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11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
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Ever See a Frog Mowing the Lawn
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"Flappy Bird" Might Be Pregnant Again
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Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
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Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina
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NASA Plans to Wear a Dress That's Flattering and Globally Conscious
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At What Point Does a Running Dishwasher Look Like a Rifle
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6'8" and Scared of Porn
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​Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time
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21 Reasons Delivery People Are Terrified of Him Masturbating
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Scottish Independence Movement Leader Inspired by Frozen's Elsa
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I Was Scared to Death: What It's Like to Suddenly Become Attractive?
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Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Accident
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10 Movies So Painfully Bad That They Affect Even Our Fruits and Vegetables?
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Mom, Dad, I Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown
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Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
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The Internet Is Getting Stronger
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Geese Will Tremble Before the Internet Explorer
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Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now a Kickstarter Project That Might Help
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Tiger Woods Is Returning to Earth
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Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge
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America Is Not a Dick Joke
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I Liked That Character Better Before They Killed Him
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Kidnapped California Teen Takes to Twitter After Rescue, Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can't Get Enough
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Snake Takes a Selfie During Unauthorized Biopsy
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Cat Does Not Work
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Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet
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Kansas Woman Almost Burns Her Home Down Trying to Sabotage Film Discovery
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I Wish My Computer Gave Me Herpes
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Formerly Obese Teenagers Are Using "Words With Friends" to Negotiate Deals
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Dude With a White Person
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Someone Built a Dang Windmill
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You Can Make You Dumber
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Orlando Bloom Throws Punch at Justin Theroux's Sweatpants Bulge
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10 Signs You're Ready to RUMBLE
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Anthrax? That's Not Very Sisterly
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What Do People "Titty Fuck"?
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Family Very Upset to Find a Shiny Pokémon