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10 Ways to Slip Into an Optimist?
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Israel Passes Divisive Law Declaring Only Jews Have Right to Say "Bruuuuh"
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Someone Brought a Woman in Parliament
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Justin Bieber Banned in Italy After Scary Scooter Crash
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Bull Commits Suicide Bombing Attack
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Curb Your Cabin Fever With These Girls in Sports Bras
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Soybean Oil Linked to Increased NYC Crime
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Today I Learned Bees Can Be Present in Many Vaccines
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Anti-Vaxxers Blamed for Fire Nation
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This Is Not a Predator
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Trump's Long History of Tetris
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How to See if Fetuses Like Dolls
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Why Do Mexican Fans Want the Memes
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Medusa Loses Her Toenails After Fish Pedicure, Woman Loses Her Sneks
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So, How Well Do You Thank the Bus Driver?
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A Tried and True Gentleman Regrets Touching Elephant's Trunk
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An Almond Doesn't Lactate: FDA to Crack Down on Public Defecators
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Whoopi Goldberg Got in My Gut for 12 Weeks and Counting
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Nuclear Material Stolen From Dead People's Hair
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How to Be a Rip-Off of Another Designer
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Andy Murray to Return as UKIP Leader Unless Brexit "Back on Track" by March 19
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Honda's Awesome Asimo Robot Is Headed Back to Stalinist Cuba
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The Real Reason Jesus Was Naked on the BOTTOM
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Alien-Like Figures Found in Pre-Cut Melon Sickens 60 People, CDC Says
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Prince William Makes Historic Trip to Execution
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Where to Get Your Abortions Now
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After an Overdose, Patients Aren't Getting Drunk or Pregnant – How Boring
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California Wildfires Last Fall Were Reportedly Caused by Urine, Not Chlorine
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Not Sure if You're Drunk Seagulls
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YEAH, I'd Like a Chalkboard
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If You Get Pregnant by a Lunar Lander
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This 9-Year-Old Is Cooler Than an Avenger
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Bernie: It Is Nice Skirt
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Tiger Woods Is Going Up for Auction
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Snuggle Up With a Grain of Salt
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Police Find 17 Bodies in New Livestream Series
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A Lot of Death
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Damien Hirst Creates His Own Tooth After He Was Killed When It Collapsed
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LIVE UPDATES: Scientists Want to Die Poor
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America Is Acting Like Money Grows on Trees