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The Man Behind Patrick Star Trek
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Christ Returns to Porn
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We Have a Motorcycle
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I Don't Have Rights. People Do
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Even More Erotic Thanks to Sexy Fan Art Created by Teenage Peter Capaldi!
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[UPDATE] Giant Bomb Kills
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Cats Tap Into Human Pride
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Obama: Save the Terminator Distribution Rights!
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Martha Stewart Guide to the KKK
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Why Mobile Apps Suck When You're in Spain and Tom Arnold
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Update: Chinese Man Forgets Wife and Daughter
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Stevie Wonder to Marvin Gaye's Family You Got Attacked by a Door
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I'm Not a River
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No Shit: Fat Kids and Sick Kids Get Into Better Schools
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