Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

mr_mustacheo

Voted Headlines

520	520 Vote	It's Time to Give People Cocaine
57	57 Vote	Tax the Rich: Pope Calls for War Crimes, Restores Rank to SEAL Eddie Gallagher
8	8 Vote	Booming Texas Economy May Usher in Communism "By Any Means Necessary"
306	306 Vote	Whoops! Sorry About Your Rights
277	277 Vote	Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Goat in a Church 3	3
309	309 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Person
7	7 Vote	Apple Inches Closer to Its Core
105	105 Vote	CDC Debuts New Album Titled "The Medicine"
373	373 Vote	Politics Is Not Political 1	1
569	569 Vote	A Vote for Biden Means a Vote for Joe Biden 1	1
516	516 Vote	Government Urged to Stay Away From Earth
508	508 Vote	Help! My Date Ghosted Me After He Died 1	1
1073	1073 Vote	Coronavirus Threatens to Shut Down Due to Coronavirus Concerns 1	1
654	654 Vote	Democracy Dies in Freak Accident 1	1
1161	1161 Vote	Police Confirm They Are Corrupt 1	1
832	832 Vote	Multiple Dead in Cemetery 1	1
603	603 Vote	Netflix Deletes Suicide Scene From "Toy Story 4" 2	2
694	694 Vote	Update Your Planners: Human Extinction Now Delayed Until February
557	557 Vote	Twitter Has Become "the Most Deadly Pathogen Known"
397	397 Vote	Man Kicked Out of Context
4299	4299 Vote	Sex Has Been Cancelled 3	3
937	937 Vote	Hear "Weird Al" Qaeda
1291	1291 Vote	Stop!!! Do Not Exist 3	3
8264	8264 Vote	Hillary Clinton Has Been Quietly Building a Gaming PC 25	25
1006	1006 Vote	Senate Votes to Break Your Legs 11	11
398	398 Vote	Medical Experts Say Hi
1997	1997 Vote	Peepee Poopoo Man Arrested 8	8
358	358 Vote	Puberty Must Have Consequences, "Perhaps Loss of Citizenship or Year in Jail"
500	500 Vote	FBI Notes: Clinton Does Not Evolve Into Raichu
1894	1894 Vote	Science Has Found the Problem. Everything 14	14
1646	1646 Vote	Wii U Has Been Found Dead at 46 14	14
1019	1019 Vote	Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile 15	15
719	719 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
496	496 Vote	11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
682	682 Vote	Science Proves That Everything Is a Bitch
691	691 Vote	Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites 1	1
738	738 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
367	367 Vote	Björk and David Attenborough Team Up to Kill Hitler
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1