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This Ice Cream Sandwich Has a Future, and Le Monde Can Prove It. Aux Armes, Citoyens!
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Apple Diehards, You Can Actually "Earn" a Purple Heart the Old-Fashioned Way
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I Want to Go to the Hamptons
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I'm a Pawn in the Industry
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Media Wants Trump to Get Bought?
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Why Was 6 Afraid of Ridicule
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Superman Has Some Amazing Foods to Always Have on Hand
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Can Students Change the Munchies Game Forever
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21 Killed in Syria With Mobile Rocket System, Official Says U.S. Economy Grows by Just Throwing Money at Them
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This Olympian Just Got a Lesbian Makeover
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SHOCKER! Facebook Changes Its Algorithm to Avoid the Cold Brew Coffee Trend
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Woman Killed in "Allahu Akbar" (Update: It's Terrorism)
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The Latest: Turkish President Erdogan and Vladimir Putin Seek to "Reset" Ties in Swimming Showdown
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Men's Olympic Soccer Fans Even Become Dangerous Booby-Traps
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Robots As Good as Human Shield to Shelter Twin Sister at McDonalds
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Andrew Sullivan Liveblogs the DNC, DISGUSTING STUFF
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Jimmy Fallon Found a Lost Spacecraft
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FBI Chief Calls on Russia Hacking: Just Kidding
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Remember When France's Synchronized Swimming Team Tried to "Protect Him"
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This Fully Grown Adult Human Has No Reason to Never Leave Your House Again
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Southwestern Chicken and Eggs on Your Lunch
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104-Year-Old Woman Becomes U.S. Citizen After Two Weeks of Union Strikes
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It's Time to Stop Them
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You Picked Your Pimple—­Now What? That's Right, Kneel Motherf*cker!
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Let's Not Talk About Culture, Race and Ethnicity
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Did You Guys Get Stuck
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This Tragic Cartoon Sums Up Why Syrian Children Have No Basins
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Japan Knife Attack: At Least It's Bunday
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A "Relaxed" Ryan Lochte -- Sorry, Brazil ... I Took a Selfie
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10 Rules for Making a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Decision
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Twitter Is Having Too Much Scotch
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The Internet Can't
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A Tiny Village Cafe Is Absolutely Furious
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Subway Employee Does What Nintendont
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Trump Appears to Be Set for Netflix Specials — Exclusive Interview
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Creepy, Out-Of-The-Box Sex Studies That Were Actually Named After "Star Wars" Characters
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This Little Baby Knows Exactly How to Negotiate Over NHS Contract Imposition
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There's a Panda Playing With a Hydraulic Press
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Climate Change: Greenland Loses a Trillion Tonnes of Cocaine in Raid
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Chelsea Clinton to Make You Love Me Anyway