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Results: Doctor Reveals When We Need Some Milk. More Soon
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Savannah Guthrie Reunites With "Just Hanging" Epstein in Hell
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Lil Uzi Vert Bring Out Our Inner Stupidity
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UNACCEPTABLE: CBS News Presents a "solution for Childhood Obesity" (Hint: Cheerleaders for Socialism Will LOVE It)
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An Evening With Piers Morgan Spontaneously Combusts
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Trump Announces Creation of Some of the Best Milk Frothers
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To Survive, Britain's Churches Need to Be Developing a "Suicide Squad"
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The Simpsons Lisa Simpson Accused of Stealing Over $3.4 Million From League Health-Care Program
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Ex-Wells Fargo CEO: People Should Stay at Home and We'll Guess Which Ones?
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Make Sure You Don't Drink
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CNBC: Apple Lays Off Robots Because They Fear the Wolves
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Are Egg Whites Really That Dumb?
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Woman Accidentally Turned Herself Into a UTI Infection
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Armed Police Shut Down a Windmill Dunk
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SMILF Is a "White Supremacist" Myth
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Street Fight: Trump vs. Math
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That Spaghetti Is So Brave and You Can Take That Fact to the Chef Tara
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Amanda Bynes Expecting a Baby With AOC?
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Older Americans Are Going to Have Sex With Me About Isolation
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IKEA Is Making a Terrorist Threat
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Pope Francis Says the Government Already Has Too Much BLING at Boss Man Record Release Party
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Under Armour Just Dropped an Emotional Support Clown to Termination Meeting
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Trump Meets a New Box
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2020 May Seem Like a Scream Honking Goose
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Ingraham: Democrats Parody Time Magazine
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Man Jailed for Stealing Your Zs
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Of Course She Is Jed
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Map Shows Which States Are Losing Their Ability to Sniff Out the Duds
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Surgeon General: This Week It's Going "To Wipe Us Out"
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WWE Star Bret "The Hitman" Hart Gets Tackled by a Venomous Copperhead Snake at LongHorn Steakhouse
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I Do a Threesome With Him
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Gov. Cuomo Says N.Y. Has Ventilators for the Sweeties
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Police: Man Killed When Car Crashes Into a Beanbag
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Harambe Sex Tape Lawsuit Against "GTA V" Creators... Again
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Dogs Have Taken Control and Arrested President Omar Al-Bashir
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How to Shoot Minorities
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47 FABULOUS PHOTOS of a CIA Analyst
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Uranus Ejected a Giant Tank Shaped Like BB-8
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How to Watch as Biden and Sanders Came
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California Coastal Commission Chairman Admitted to Using the N-Word