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488	488 Vote	👉 the U.S. Government Is Likely to Make It Worse
370	370 Vote	Amazon CEO Replaced by Socialism
219	219 Vote	Brazil Deploys Troops to Fight Me, Let's F**king Go!
216	216 Vote	You Only Live Once, So You Better Start Drinking ASAP
205	205 Vote	Howzat! Record Crowd Expected for Trump Assassination
185	185 Vote	I Feel Stuck in a Can of Corn
170	170 Vote	2020 May Seem Like a Scream Honking Goose
152	152 Vote	Justin Bieber Has a Gun. Burglar's Miscalculation Is Fatal 1	1
145	145 Vote	Hot Dogs Can Detect Damage and Self-Heal 1	1
140	140 Vote	Why You Should Think Twice Before You Die
138	138 Vote	There's a T-Rex in Walmart! People Are Dying
135	135 Vote	We Finally Understand My Body Is Both Funny & Depressing
134	134 Vote	Keep Your Dick in Your Face
124	124 Vote	Will My Teeth Fall Out if I Hit My Head Really Hard?
123	123 Vote	Simon Cowell Reveals Incredibly Toned Bikini Body in Tiny Peach Bikini for Gorgeous Seaside Snap
118	118 Vote	Baby It's Cold Outside Staples
117	117 Vote	Remembering Rush Limbaugh, Who Died From COVID After Giving Birth
113	113 Vote	A Confident Woman Will Always Rock
112	112 Vote	Report: Here's What We Know About the Butt and Legs!
112	112 Vote	Sex Life in Home Depot
111	111 Vote	Pilot in Kobe Bryant Helicopter Did Not Disappoint
107	107 Vote	Why People Are Forgetting to Breathe
107	107 Vote	Bernie Sanders Flies
105	105 Vote	Hello 9-1-1? I'd Like to Drive on Other Planets
105	105 Vote	Idris Elba "honoured" to Have Sex Again
100	100 Vote	WWE Star Bret "The Hitman" Hart Gets Tackled by a Venomous Copperhead Snake at LongHorn Steakhouse
95	95 Vote	Deliver Us, Lord, From the 2010s
94	94 Vote	Snakes Could Be Bloomberg's Vice President Pick: Oh, No
81	81 Vote	Play Counter-Strike 1.6 in Your Skull With Tiny Wires
77	77 Vote	Poop Better Than Takeout
70	70 Vote	Dick Tracy Is an Asshole
69	69 Vote	How to Have Bomb in Luggage 1	1
69	69 Vote	A Letter To… My Wife, Who Won't Send Dick Pics
69	69 Vote	I'm GONNA Bark for Awhile Until I Feel So Empty Inside and Lost
66	66 Vote	Kanye West Preaches Jesus Christ Died to Provide Free Pads and Tampons
51	51 Vote	No I'm Not a Good Family Dentist
48	48 Vote	Now YOU'RE Playing With the Tongue
37	37 Vote	Suicidal Mice Are a Tough Sell
29	29 Vote	I Faked My Orgasms Until I Was Born
28	28 Vote	These Sea Slugs Cut Off Their Girl Power for International Women's Day!

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