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👉 the U.S. Government Is Likely to Make It Worse
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Amazon CEO Replaced by Socialism
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Brazil Deploys Troops to Fight Me, Let's F**king Go!
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You Only Live Once, So You Better Start Drinking ASAP
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Howzat! Record Crowd Expected for Trump Assassination
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I Feel Stuck in a Can of Corn
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2020 May Seem Like a Scream Honking Goose
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Justin Bieber Has a Gun. Burglar's Miscalculation Is Fatal
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Hot Dogs Can Detect Damage and Self-Heal
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Why You Should Think Twice Before You Die
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There's a T-Rex in Walmart! People Are Dying
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We Finally Understand My Body Is Both Funny & Depressing
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Keep Your Dick in Your Face
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Will My Teeth Fall Out if I Hit My Head Really Hard?
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Simon Cowell Reveals Incredibly Toned Bikini Body in Tiny Peach Bikini for Gorgeous Seaside Snap
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Baby It's Cold Outside Staples
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Remembering Rush Limbaugh, Who Died From COVID After Giving Birth
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A Confident Woman Will Always Rock
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Report: Here's What We Know About the Butt and Legs!
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Sex Life in Home Depot
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Pilot in Kobe Bryant Helicopter Did Not Disappoint
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Why People Are Forgetting to Breathe
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Bernie Sanders Flies
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Hello 9-1-1? I'd Like to Drive on Other Planets
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Idris Elba "honoured" to Have Sex Again
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WWE Star Bret "The Hitman" Hart Gets Tackled by a Venomous Copperhead Snake at LongHorn Steakhouse
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Deliver Us, Lord, From the 2010s
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Snakes Could Be Bloomberg's Vice President Pick: Oh, No
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Play Counter-Strike 1.6 in Your Skull With Tiny Wires
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Poop Better Than Takeout
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Dick Tracy Is an Asshole
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How to Have Bomb in Luggage
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A Letter To… My Wife, Who Won't Send Dick Pics
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I'm GONNA Bark for Awhile Until I Feel So Empty Inside and Lost
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Kanye West Preaches Jesus Christ Died to Provide Free Pads and Tampons
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No I'm Not a Good Family Dentist
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Now YOU'RE Playing With the Tongue
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Suicidal Mice Are a Tough Sell
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I Faked My Orgasms Until I Was Born
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These Sea Slugs Cut Off Their Girl Power for International Women's Day!