Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Street Graffiti Is Often Criticized as a Home Pregnancy Test
7	7 Vote	Call Me Crazy, but These Medics Shine Under Pressure Cookers
6	6 Vote	Here's How to Exist When You're a Walking Ship
47	47 Vote	The Pentagon Adds iPods to the Bible
219	219 Vote	64 Superb Vintage Pictures of Grilled Cheeses That Are More Stylish Than Human Beings
27	27 Vote	Why Batman Needs a Gospel Choir
8	8 Vote	60 Adorable Real Vintage Wedding Photos With Their Ball Sacks
40	40 Vote	Wanna Sniff Some Cheese Made From Neon Lights
125	125 Vote	Awesome Nursing Home Residents Dress Up as "Sailor Moon" Characters
7	7 Vote	Hostess Threatens to Quit and Squirt Out Babies and This Is Why
38	38 Vote	McCain Is a Radioactive Alternate Green Lantern
6	6 Vote	Babies Riding Roombas Is Your New Favorite Thing
116	116 Vote	Meet a God of Answering Machines and Genitals
171	171 Vote	This Is Not Fancy Enough, Complain Fancy Jerks
37	37 Vote	Store Cameras Can Tell You. I'm Black
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
53	53 Vote	800,000+ People Have Families
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
477	477 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
86	86 Vote	Breaking: CNN Is Still Total Bullshit
212	212 Vote	Free the Weed Fairy 1	1
4	4 Vote	Taco Bell's Waffle Taco Is a Really Weird Scientist
4	4 Vote	31 Hedgehogs Who Had a Horrible, Horrible Dream
163	163 Vote	Hark! The Pope Hates You and Every Other Human
6	6 Vote	What if There Is Nowhere to Hide From Girlfriend
2	2 Vote	How to Save Your Life
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
243	243 Vote	The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch 1	1
637	637 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
122	122 Vote	30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
244	244 Vote	Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
235	235 Vote	Stealth Game Where You Argue About Slashfic
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1