Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Oh the Puns, Oh the Puns, Oh the Puns, Oh the Puns, Oh the Puns
4	4 Vote	It's Too Late to Save Money
73	73 Vote	High School Graduation Isn't Complete Without a Homicide
3	3 Vote	State Senate Candidate Says She and Kanye Are At Each Other's Throats
2	2 Vote	Helpful Parrot Uses Her Beak to Open Your Heart
4	4 Vote	Liz Cheney Implies Trump Is a Werewolf
2	2 Vote	Hundreds Report Abnormal Menstruation After Being Caught Red-Handed 1	1
4	4 Vote	How Often Do Cat Buttholes Touch the Surfaces in Our State of North Carolina
166	166 Vote	Boris Johnson Is Dead
3	3 Vote	Pope Francis Shares Strong Words About His Album Leaking
4	4 Vote	Your MOM Is a Mess
2	2 Vote	LIVE: Mr. Alphabet, Mr. Google, Suckabuck and Dorky Tell Congress About Their Dicks
2	2 Vote	Overdose Deaths Are the Final Frontier of Nightlife
3	3 Vote	Do YOU Push Someone's Penis Into Another Great Depression
322	322 Vote	Hmm, That's Strange, I Seem to Have Been Killed
2	2 Vote	Leftover Chicken Wings Are Perfect Gifts
5	5 Vote	Land Mass the Size of an Erupting Volcano Erupts
7	7 Vote	How Politics Became a Political Force
407	407 Vote	Bill & Ted Face the Death Penalty
3	3 Vote	Billie Eilish Now Has the Potential to Simplify and Improve IT Operations
69	69 Vote	Donald Trump Jr. Goes on Sale for Just $21
3	3 Vote	Doctors Run Out of Sand
2	2 Vote	Celebs Whose Ages Are Drastically Different Now 20 Years Later 1	1
3	3 Vote	OMG, Becky, Look at the Digital Age
2	2 Vote	Trump: "I Will Not Stop Trying to Manipulate This Election"
4	4 Vote	Only Bronies Will Get "Stimulus" Averaging $1.6M Each
4	4 Vote	Google Unveils Plans for Its Worship of Whiteness
58	58 Vote	Eat a Bunch of Adorable Eels
4	4 Vote	This Girl Accidentally Buried Her Hamster Alive and It Worked
2	2 Vote	"New England Vampire Panic" Was Even Dumber Than the Government
183	183 Vote	Man Ingests Vast Amount of Racism
457	457 Vote	U.S. Threatens to "Kill Everybody"
2	2 Vote	Luke, I Am Afraid of Seeming "Impotent"
3	3 Vote	Foo Fighters to Prison?
3	3 Vote	Trump Tells a Confused Rally Audience That He Was Fired for Mentioning Biden's Name
5	5 Vote	Vampire ASMR Is a Growing Danger
4	4 Vote	Trump Now Says His Racist Music Is Art
103	103 Vote	We're Still Not Happening So Please Stop Asking
158	158 Vote	How to Masturbate When You're Anxious
6	6 Vote	Queen Elizabeth, 94, Looks Beautiful as She Ditches Hair Extensions for Short Hair Styling & WOW

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