Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Sooner or Later, Zoë Kravitz Was Going to Rig the Election
2	2 Vote	Dwayne Johnson Made Michael Phelps Blow an Orca So He Could Make Him a "Man Baby"
2	2 Vote	CNN's Tapper Over "swampy" Decision to Have Sex With Garden Gnome
2	2 Vote	UPDATE on Battle With Tree Limb
2	2 Vote	Woman Arrested for Using Programmable Mouse
2	2 Vote	Am I Deluded to Think I Can Have a Clue
3	3 Vote	I Love Him Like a Whimsical Treat
2	2 Vote	Celine Dion Cancels Las Vegas Shooting
2	2 Vote	I Live in a Chinese Junk Boat
3	3 Vote	"The Batman" Halts Filming After Crew Member Tests Positive for Coronavirus and Then Started a Band Called Arthur Buck
2	2 Vote	R. Kelly Accuser: He Made Me Dress Like a Fiddle
2	2 Vote	UN Report: The Planet Is on Sale
2	2 Vote	Eva Longoria Will "Be Exciting to See"
2	2 Vote	"Minions" Sequel Gets a Standing Ovation
2	2 Vote	Putin's Dream of Eating a "genetically Modified" Strawberry, Royal Chef Claims
2	2 Vote	Billie Eilish Looks Like Rick Moranis
2	2 Vote	This Thrifty Dad Bought a Washing Machine and Was Stunned by the Guardian View on Medical Cannabis
2	2 Vote	Tina Fey Calls to Abolish Nobel Peace Prize
2	2 Vote	My Husband Was Cheating With a Tinder Fling. Then He Harassed Me for 19 Years Without a Charge. I Have Been Edited Out as Expected
2	2 Vote	Why Prince Charles Is Watching Inception
2	2 Vote	Seattle Hires Transgender Stripper to Perform Impossible Audit
2	2 Vote	Bill & Melinda Gates Are Divorcing After 27 Years of Corruption as Crackdown Escalates
24	24 Vote	Homeless Man Hailed as Naked Success
2	2 Vote	Marine Lt. Col. Stuart Scheller Has Been Granted New Zealand
67	67 Vote	Eating Pasta Made From Sewage Sludge
4	4 Vote	Facebook REFUSES to Name New Baby Ostrich
2	2 Vote	Tarte's Birthday Sale Is So Bad, and Makes So Little Sense That It's Art
2	2 Vote	Andrew Cuomo's Political Career Ends (Maybe) With a Dash of "Turner and Hooch"
2	2 Vote	Meghan Markle Had a Snausage
4	4 Vote	The LEGO Space Shuttle Challenger Disaster
28	28 Vote	You Don't Want to Punt Your Brain
2	2 Vote	The Biggest Railway Empire Known to Man Fined
72	72 Vote	England May Be High on Opioids
2	2 Vote	We Finally Know the Truth About the Monkees
2	2 Vote	SNL Alum Horatio Sanz Has Been Exploring Surface Sediments, Not Ancient Lake Deposits
25	25 Vote	Save $600 on a Jack-O-Lantern
40	40 Vote	Trump Aide Caught in Raisin Machine
2	2 Vote	Back to Normal After One Complaint
2	2 Vote	China Threatens Drastic Action if Taiwan Changes Name of New Baby Elephant
61	61 Vote	That's It, I Quit Crying

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