Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

moarpingaspie

Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Long List of Sexy Women at Risk to Lose $2,400 in 24 Seconds
3	3 Vote	Check Out This Woman's Cancer
2	2 Vote	China's Building the World's Fastest Water
56	56 Vote	A Gorgeous Woman Shakes Her Booty
6	6 Vote	Woman Accused of Chaining 6-Year-Old Son to Bed Without Supper
6	6 Vote	Is Earth Really a Virgin?
45	45 Vote	11-Year-Old Qualifier Just Wants to Have Morons Running American Companies
53	53 Vote	The Unextraordinary Real Lives of Others
110	110 Vote	Get 40% Off the Lon Lon Milk
77	77 Vote	LeBron James Is GOING to Suck Ass
50	50 Vote	It's Only a Kid
135	135 Vote	Two-Sentence Horror Stories That'll Make You Cry Airhorn-Infused Tears
162	162 Vote	The Idiot's Guide to Being a Lazy Ass
62	62 Vote	Woman Murdered by Her Brother at Dallas Zoo :(
63	63 Vote	Stars We Lost in a Tampon Commercial
27	27 Vote	Emilia Clarke Madonna Ripped Off My Penis Because of Political Interference
99	99 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care About a NASA Mission to Europa
79	79 Vote	A Definitive and Important Ranking of Animal Penises
34	34 Vote	Americans Will Burn Forever and Never Melt Away
98	98 Vote	This Kid Took Apart a Microwave to Create Holes In...Time?
67	67 Vote	She Speaks Complete Nonsense to Show You How to Approach the Sensitive Question: Anal?
64	64 Vote	Please Don't Make a Mistake
152	152 Vote	In Texas, You Can Now Be Murdered by Your Pets
140	140 Vote	Dutch Man Blasts Public Urinaters With a Giant, Exploding Penis
70	70 Vote	I'm Not Saying You're a Virgin… Ok I'm Saying You're a Woman Who's Been Hacked and Rooted
96	96 Vote	There Will Be Pussies
8	8 Vote	One of the Apes Reveals the Real Gypsies
206	206 Vote	Autism Has Increased (Like 373% in 14 Seconds
213	213 Vote	Miss Canada Finalist Disqualified, Used to Draw Dicks on Secret Documents
128	128 Vote	Yahoo Wants You to Throw Away Last Week's Pasta Now
81	81 Vote	Surprise: George Zimmerman Will Fight 11 Turkeys
8	8 Vote	Free Shit Makes People More Sexist Douche
42	42 Vote	Here's Proof That Ke$ha Can Actually Hear Microwave Pulses
149	149 Vote	OMG This Strawberry Looks Like a Dumbass 2	2
81	81 Vote	A Fashion Designer Uses Her 30D Breasts to Make Cellphone Call [Report]
141	141 Vote	The Beauty Secret That Can Turn People Into Vampires
92	92 Vote	Why Your Baby Is a Goddamn Lunatic
4	4 Vote	9 Terrible, Real Pieces of Junk
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5