Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Walmart Removes Guns and Toilet Paper
97	97 Vote	Progressives Unite for Last-Ditch Effort to Use Loo at McDonald's
4	4 Vote	Ghosts Getting Ready for Spring!?
3	3 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Bisexual
2	2 Vote	No Child Should Be the Worst
3	3 Vote	Put Your Pants on and GET It Done
3	3 Vote	People Are Losing It Over This Fan
3	3 Vote	Trump Is Headed for Total Disaster
3	3 Vote	Trump Met With Laughter
4	4 Vote	The Erotic Disruption of the Ska-Punk Hybrid
50	50 Vote	Log Cabin Built by Octopuses
2	2 Vote	A Bright Example for the Future of the Future
2	2 Vote	Nerfs Coming Next for Every Type of Nerd
120	120 Vote	Zoo Breaks Up Group of Parrots Who Won't Wear COVID Mask
2	2 Vote	Super Weird Details Revealed About What Psoriasis Is
2	2 Vote	Who Wants a Divorce
4	4 Vote	A Super Mario Video Game Where You Work, It's About Jobs
105	105 Vote	You Can Find Love in a Pile of Manure
109	109 Vote	Regulate Use of "Hallelujah"
233	233 Vote	Man, 39, Has a Name
2	2 Vote	Medicare for All Body Types
3	3 Vote	Dogs Can Do Better
2	2 Vote	54 Mushroom Recipes So Good, You Won't Mind Taking Off Your Slippers
3	3 Vote	National Coffee Day Is a Distraction
2	2 Vote	The Gorillaz Guide to Celebrating National Cheese Curd Day
8	8 Vote	Accidental Memes Discovered in Human Brains
2	2 Vote	Don't Look to Idaho for Answers
3	3 Vote	Obama Just Gave Birth
6	6 Vote	FBI Shows Up Tonight
107	107 Vote	Dang, the Internet Shreds
133	133 Vote	2-Year-Old Girl's Arm Ripped Off After She Voted
3	3 Vote	Katy Perry Mason
118	118 Vote	1,000 Birds Crashed Into Philadelphia Buildings Overnight. No One Noticed
243	243 Vote	Happy Kid! Toddler Bursts Into Flames
2	2 Vote	Joe Biden Rips
3	3 Vote	LeBron James Harden
3	3 Vote	Kanye West Indies
2	2 Vote	Why Do People Die When They're Teleported?
242	242 Vote	How to Fight the Moon 2	2
2	2 Vote	Google Acquires North Carolina