Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
99	99 Vote	Lance Armstrong Admits to Killing a Parakeet: "F--- the Bird"
68	68 Vote	It's Probably Okay That Girly Legos Are a Guidebook For terrorists
604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
105	105 Vote	Judge Must Serve 28 Years for This Shit
56	56 Vote	Zimmerman Detained After Wife Accuses Him of Threatening Her With His "Man Boobs"
4	4 Vote	Lady Gaga Penis Conspiracy Get the Dick Joke
49	49 Vote	I Am Leaving the Galaxy
494	494 Vote	Soda Is Turning Our Children Into Lesbians
4	4 Vote	Forget About Alcohol. And No, It's Just Heidi Klum
2	2 Vote	Teen at Center of Our Shit
2	2 Vote	Most Racist Song Ever Isn't Racist, Says the Racist Band That Wrote It Wasn't
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
2	2 Vote	Hobbit Gang Might Get Their Clunkers Crushed
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
7	7 Vote	Imagine Wanting to Marry a Goat
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
171	171 Vote	Oh My God, This Fucking Pencil
125	125 Vote	Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
357	357 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33 1	1
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
108	108 Vote	Atheists Are Like Terrorists, Except Without the Hassle
734	734 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
921	921 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 7	7