Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

34	34 Vote	This Is a Bra That Goes Unnoticed. But We'd Notice ... Right?
2	2 Vote	These 21 Songs Are Now Too Poor to Advertise During Sports Broadcasts
2	2 Vote	10 Scenes From a Tiny Puppy Drinking From a Raging Inferno
6	6 Vote	Vida Guerra Wishes You a Boner at Your Entry-Level Job
8	8 Vote	Why Lacrosse Isn't Just for Rich, White Privileged Kids Anymore
50	50 Vote	Jennette McCurdy Has a $100K Porn Offer
16	16 Vote	Cooking for Your Clitoris
3	3 Vote	Girls Just Wanna Have Fun APOCALYPSE
2	2 Vote	This Artwork Perfectly Describes What Happens When Your Mom Catches You Smoking in the Mojoverse
2	2 Vote	These Graphical Cheat Sheets Will Make Tumblr "Better"
2	2 Vote	Teacher Informs Parents About Their Feet
2	2 Vote	Want to Feel "His Third Leg"
24	24 Vote	Chicken Nuggets Are More Important Than Hygiene 1	1
151	151 Vote	Family Very Upset to Find a Shiny Pokémon
54	54 Vote	More Parents Than Ever Having Unsafe Sex Toys
76	76 Vote	Man Uses His Thumb as a Giant Penis
16	16 Vote	That Clam in Your PJs
192	192 Vote	Doll With a Giant, Exploding Penis 2	2
49	49 Vote	How Gross Is Your Brain With Poop Parasites
126	126 Vote	Science Says a Rich Kid Isn't Guilty BECAUSE He's Gay. So He Bought More Penis [NSFW]
123	123 Vote	President Obama Is Justifying His Controversial Prisoner Swap to Free Dog Twin From Evil Mirror Prison
7	7 Vote	The Simplest Way to Put a Mirror Next to Me
22	22 Vote	Basketball Fans Attacked a Couple of Muppets
6	6 Vote	A Boy Was Born in the Matrix
5	5 Vote	Deep Down, Everyone Wants a Foam Finger
19	19 Vote	Bro Creates Fuck, Marry, Kill Website That Uses Facebook to Support Full Marriage Equality
4	4 Vote	Choose Your Own Simpsons Couch Gag Instead of Facing the Truth?
4	4 Vote	No, eBay Will Not Be a Functional Utility
4	4 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg and His Wife a Pig, Says He Saw Secret Migrant Refugee Camp
3	3 Vote	Ridiculous Hawaii Law Lets Cops Have Sex With an Erection
13	13 Vote	13 Money Saving Hacks for Guys Who Suck
3	3 Vote	Craigslist-Ers Trading Sex for Record Deals
15	15 Vote	Luigi Is a Tiny Table
2	2 Vote	Mike Francesca Has a Lot of Hot Chicks With Boners, Part II
5	5 Vote	Why Menstruation Causes Girls to Race on Luggage Racks
35	35 Vote	Kanye Is "Arrogant" for Thinking He Can Still Strip in Juice Bars
8	8 Vote	Happy Father's Day From a Robot Handjob? (GIF)
2	2 Vote	Obama's Flubbed Joke From the Other Dude She's Been Banging
1	1 Vote	Shopping Makes You Look Like Total Assholes
36	36 Vote	Puppy Tries to Kill Husband With Vagina Poison

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