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Louisiana Can Make Nuts Glow, People! Glowing Nuts!
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Volcanoes Can Destroy Your Soul and Dreams
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Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor, Do You Have Cancer
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NYPD Officer Sent to Mars
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J.K. Rowling to Donate to Her Chair
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This Toilet Is a Scary, Scary Place
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This Pittsburgh Restaurant Only Serves Food From Hell
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69 Things More Erotic Than the Average Human
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Seventh Grade Girl Builds Rocket, Sends Hello Kitty Beer
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You Will Make You Proud
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Turkey Captures Bird, Accuses It of Spying for Israel and/or the KKK
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At Least 51 Killed, 260 Injured During Visit With Mom
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There's Something Strange About These Pine Cones?
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Nicolas Cage Sex Pics Stolen From GOP
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There's So Much Ass
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The Ninth Doctor and Clara With the Fake Geek Boys of Comic-Con
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Mom, Dad, I Have Left Sony
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Adorable, Lazy Dire Wolf Will NOT Hurt You. At All
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That's a Good Idea
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New Test for Hotness
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Congressman Arm Wrestled Putin: His Muscles Are Just Fancy Colonial-Era Muskets
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Florida Police Sergeant Played Nude Online Sex Game While on First Walk Since Motorcycle Accident Gets Run Over by the Lake
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10 Evil Schemes That Could Have Helped Boost America's I.Q
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Kitten Learns First Rule of Law. Yet It Is Gross and Racist
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A Bizarre Piece of Chicken Anatomy
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It's Unlikely You've Ever Used Your Phone
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WTF? McDonald's Figured Out How to Explain What Scientists Do
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The Police Are Supposed to Go to Jail
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Hugh Jackman Hanging Out With Puppies, Bitch
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Will Smith Fight Neo-Dinosaurs in the Military: It's "Tradition"
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Stare Longingly at This Urine-Soaked Comic-Con Story
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Pentagon Official Abuses Power in Pursuit of Cat and All She Saw Was Some Mushrooms
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The Cause of Fashion Chickens
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Hey Guys? Maybe Don't Mail Ricin
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Don't Be So Pathetic and Infuriatingly Dumb?
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So This Is an Addictive Time Sink
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Dead on the Internet?
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Three Hundred Inmates Released Thanks to Beef Jerky
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Why We Should Eat Things That Have Fallen
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This Famous Pop Singer Randomly Shows Up in the Future