Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

81	81 Vote	Start Your Day With a Vibrator
172	172 Vote	To Stomp Out COVID-19, America Will Need a Bigger Hammer
245	245 Vote	King Felipe of Spain Urges Nation to Stay Inside and Masturbate
82	82 Vote	How to Cope With Personal Messages From Spider-Man
23	23 Vote	Inside Mike Tyson's Butt
181	181 Vote	A Drug Test Revealed That He's Socialist
168	168 Vote	Greet Your Trump Friends With a Knife
185	185 Vote	I Feel Stuck in a Can of Corn
4	4 Vote	Grandma, 73, Shows Off New $2B Headquarters
122	122 Vote	Four New Ways to Use the Bathroom
209	209 Vote	Trump Says He Has Passed Away "Unexpectedly" Aged 95
64	64 Vote	Pelosi Says There Will Be "Plenty" of Toilet Paper in Stolen 18-Wheeler Truck
147	147 Vote	Diarrhea Could Be Yours
76	76 Vote	Ghost in the Oven
140	140 Vote	Early Birds May Be Too Late
62	62 Vote	You Can Play With Your Eggs
216	216 Vote	Who Dares Approach My Window? I Am Asleep
105	105 Vote	Hello 9-1-1? I'd Like to Drive on Other Planets
32	32 Vote	WATCH: Joe Biden Stares Into Space After a Break-Up
3	3 Vote	Trump Says I Don't Take Responsibility at All
3	3 Vote	Pray for the Computer Fiends
158	158 Vote	The Pentagon Is Looking to Bust Deez Nuts
3	3 Vote	Tom Hardy Transforms Into a Quarantine Mask
244	244 Vote	Isabelle From Animal Crossing Is an Incompetent Ass Bag
8	8 Vote	Do You Like Your Anus
65	65 Vote	The Best Moisturizing Products for Your Oreos 1	1
124	124 Vote	Brad Pitt Grapples With His Penis
111	111 Vote	Ducks Make Great Techno
7	7 Vote	Adele Formally Files for Divorce From Miley Cyrus
5	5 Vote	Sometimes It Takes a Pounding
181	181 Vote	Why You Should Pay Me
85	85 Vote	Puerto Rico Rocked by Allegations of Heinous Farts
30	30 Vote	Colin Hanks Shares Heartbreaking Story About Boogers
134	134 Vote	Don't Expect Rihanna at the White Supremicist Movement
2	2 Vote	Lidl Set to Be Believed
90	90 Vote	Trump Loses It and Says He's a Sexist Sack of S**t
34	34 Vote	Stuck in a Fanny Pack
28	28 Vote	How to Apply to Be Boring
5	5 Vote	Chris Pratt Just Had a Wedgie
2	2 Vote	Brooke Shields Tapes Banana to Her Arm

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