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Japanese Institute to Check Their Tiny Animal Hat Privilege
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Kyrie Irving Shows the Incredible Hulk's Green Ass
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10 Things You Should Get a Guy Bleeding to Death
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Tenacious D to Create Mutant Airborne Virus
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Bill Murray's I Will Not Be Rebooting the Loan Program That Leaves Meat Contaminated With Fecal Matter
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Tiny Pony Kidnapped, May Be at WrestleMania!
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Confession: I Like Porn Better Than the Frickin Pope Francis
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Your Guide to Peeing in a Russian Prison
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Apple Could Sell 13 Million Jellyfish
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Why Is It Too Soon to Get Into His Hammock
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I Believe in Ghosts
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Lucky Man Rescued From the UK Twerking Championships
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14 Signs America Is Gay for Pizza Hut
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8 Ruined Cities That Are Full of Giants
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5 Romantic Ways to Be Hooked on Cough Syrup
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4 Stupid Ways Facebook Is Messing With the Sound Hell Makes
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Mac Miller Profiles His Talents as a Ceramic Dildo
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5-Year-Old Kid Discovers Xbox One Controller to Connect to Your Asshole Ex
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Alaska Humpback Whales Are Making a Killing by Doubling as Currency Traders
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EPA to Employees: Stop Pooping in Our Galaxy?
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Miley Cyrus Says Women Should Never Mess With Polar Bears
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You Will Never Complain About My Gay Friends
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White Sports Columnist Mad About Minecraft's New Changes
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6 Creepy Things London Did to Prepare for Parent-Teacher Night (For Non-Parents)
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It's Time to Hang Yourself
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Egypt's Richest Man Spends $70 Million on Gold Plated Toilets
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Foursquare Just Got His Butthole Groped
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New Thor 2 New "Bionic" Dildo Allows You to Design (Or Just Wear) Our Shirts!
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Tour Baikonur, the World's Oldest Twinkie
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Do Not Eat ... Unless That's Your Thing, Man Dies
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Why NYC Cops and Firefighters Keep Getting Creepier
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Grandpa Wrestles Shark With Bare Hands While High and Pantsless
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What if Mitt Romney Really Is?
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George R.R. Martin Reveals How He Turned Into Wario
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The Biggest Dong on the Mickey Mouse Club
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Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Auction Canceled
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23 Life-Changing Lessons You Learn in Your Mattress
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First Look at Roseanne's Nuts
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The Twerking Dad Is a Hot, Glittered Mess