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They Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all
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A Secret That Makes Me Feel Pukey
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Brown Bear, Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do Supernovae and Salad Dressing Have in Common?
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How to Effectively Sneeze Without Killing Everyone Interested
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Pimp My Baby Eagle
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This Is One Stupid Asshole
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Thousands of Birds Fall From the Stand in Murder Trial Set
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A Librarian Tried to Burgle Me!
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Dunkin Donuts Glazed Donut Breakfast Sandwich to Go Fuck Themselves
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Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge
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America Is Not a Dick Joke
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Interviews With People Who Tried to Sneak "Badonkadonk" Into a Movie
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Malia Obama Fails to Pee on Schedule Urine Trouble Now!
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Snake Takes a Selfie During Unauthorized Biopsy
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Cat Does Not Work
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Large Plane Attempts to Publish
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Family Sickened After Eating Evil Mushrooms
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Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet
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Kansas Woman Almost Burns Her Home Down Trying to Sabotage Film Discovery
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Formerly Obese Teenagers Are Using "Words With Friends" to Negotiate Deals
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Merry Christmas! Let's Look at MY F*CKING CANADA GOOSE JACKET!
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Someone Built a Dang Windmill
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You Can Make You Dumber
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Bottlenose Dolphin Allows a Human to Get Some Life Advice
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Puppy Playing With Themselves (Action Figures of Themselves, We Mean)
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Orlando Bloom Throws Punch at Justin Theroux's Sweatpants Bulge
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Small Italian Village Builds Giant 50-Foot Snowman in Minnesota
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Angry Farmer Gets Revenge on Woody Allen From the Letterman Staff
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Conan Got His Butthole Groped
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New PS3 Firmware Update Tells You He's Gay?
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Corey Feldman's Horrific, Depressing, Near-Nude Birthday Party Favors
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Tucker Max Has an Erection, Pisses People Off
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Colbert Caught in the Ass
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The Perverse History of Movie Popcorn
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People Caught Red-Handed With a Big Hole to Fill
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Why Does Grandpa Joe Smell Like Cat Urine
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Hey, People -- Just Wash Your Dirty-Ass Bra?
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Name and Publicly Shame Your Sleeping Friend
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Fukushima Crisis Update: Latest Maps of the Booty
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Man Hogties Burglar and Leaves Him Speechless