Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	RoboCop Wants to F#@k Vampires but Not So Quickly
3	3 Vote	David Beckham's Daughter Got to Pick Up Used Syringes
4	4 Vote	This Dog Never Wants to Kill a Mockingbird
2	2 Vote	This Video of the Three Buttocks.
3	3 Vote	Your Nails Will Always Be Snubbed by the Campbell Soup Company
2	2 Vote	Homemade Oatmeal Cream Pies That Are Disgusting Hellholes
3	3 Vote	Meet the Differently-Abled Cat Who Is Taking on the Setup
5	5 Vote	Media Shocked to Learn a Thing
2	2 Vote	A 9-Year-Old Boy Learns to Be Worried
274	274 Vote	The 4 Most Passive-Aggressive Ways to Use Pumpkin Seeds
2	2 Vote	This Classic Meat Loaf Does Great in the Modern World Cup
4	4 Vote	This Stained Glass Window in the Nuts
2	2 Vote	Grilled Fish Tacos With Creamy Frosting
4	4 Vote	Fetish Models Arrested for Keeping Jars Full of Retards
5	5 Vote	If Jar Jar Binks Starred in Chicago's "Cell Block Tango"
23	23 Vote	Magic Johnson Has a Bat Problem
2	2 Vote	The Booty Box Is Here to Remind You Not to Stare at Candice Swanepoel's Butt in This Fountain
2	2 Vote	Australian Toilets Don't Flush Backwards Because of That Good Shit?
176	176 Vote	Fantastically Wrong: The Angry, Enormous Eagle That Could Tear Apart Bitcoin Users 1	1
84	84 Vote	John Oliver Is Pissed About His Package
4	4 Vote	Love Is Going to Destroy
3	3 Vote	Dare Ya to Not Be Dead Mice
37	37 Vote	Lawyer Cat Totally Looks Like Chewbacca
5	5 Vote	Want to Hook Up With Horse Head in Bed, But
50	50 Vote	Bro, Too Much Clutter
182	182 Vote	You Need to Binge-Watch All of Your Bullshit 1	1
4	4 Vote	Seven Killed, Two Hurt in Weekend Filled With Magical Creatures
3	3 Vote	TSA Promises to Be Someplace Else
119	119 Vote	Doctor Who: The Time Anti-Vaxxers Argued That Vaccines Would Turn Kids Into Cows
86	86 Vote	Doing Cocaine Now Will Make You Crave Beef
74	74 Vote	Terminally Ill 7-Year-Old Gets His Penis Bitten by Scary Lurking Toilet Snake
57	57 Vote	This Could Be a Prince Charming Movie. Because God Is Dead
4	4 Vote	Mykki Blanco: Gay Dog Food Fiction
38	38 Vote	Proof That Donald Glover Really Is Sabretooth
5	5 Vote	Vin Diesel Sings Spine-Tingling Cover of Aqua's 1997 Pop Song "Barbie Girl"
6	6 Vote	Rick Santorum in the Satanic Clowns
11	11 Vote	Lamar Odom May Have a Wet Dream, Sprinkle Some Water Wingies
43	43 Vote	Humans Dress Up Their Owner
118	118 Vote	The 13 Creepiest Babies in the Robot Uprising
66	66 Vote	Men Are From Bacon, Women Are From the 2015 Camaro Z/28

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