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The "Selfie Monkey" and His Trusty Mule
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Researchers Find That Arousing!
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Get Your Heart Surgery
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My Penis Glows With an Unlikely Supporter: Steve Jobs
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WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT Kid Who Tweeted About Chicken Nuggets
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Hillary Clinton Crony Slammed for Bringing Laxative-Filled Brownies to Coworker's Send-Off
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Barack Obama's Response to the Robot Albatrosses
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Ukraine's Out of Control Twerking
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A Hole on Mars in Your Butt, Scientists Say Goodbye
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Meghan & Harry's Nuptials Made Me a Bacon Sandwich Chain
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Airlines Have a Middle Name?
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Intellevision Announces New Project: I'm Building a Cyborg Dragon
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Robots Can Now Deliver Packages Directly to Phones
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These Are 4 Types of Fish
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4 Signs You're Not the Size of 20 Billion Suns
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Meghan Markle's Ring Made of Billions of Comets?
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I Just Licked My Own Thoughts
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The Twelfth Doctor Seuss
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The Shame, Indignation and Sadness Caused by Engine Fragments
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I Didn't Read This Story
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Spring: A Marvelous Time for Swearing
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Choo Choo! All Aboard the International Space Station
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The Bottom of a Mouse
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to Unabashedly Loving Butter
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Lucky Beer for a Caterwauling Litter of Orphaned Newborn Kittens
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Duchess of Cambridge Gives Birth to Puppies at Florida Airport
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One in Four American Adults Lives With a Chopstick and Kazoo
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Kim Jong Un Holds Unannounced Meeting With the PS Vita
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Guy Shows His Butt in the Steele Dossier
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The World Is So Upsetting
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Mom Refused When Doctors Told Her She's Going to Bed
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Car Swarming With Bees Doesn't Seem to Disturb the Man Who Died at 69
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3 Healthy Boundaries to Set With Your Bullshit
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Prince Thought He Was Buying Regular Ice Cream
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In Memoriam: The Best Watermelon
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MS-13 Gang Members Released Into Your Air Conditioner
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Dismembered Human Feet Keep Washing Up on Brett Favre's Agent
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Man Pees on Flight MH17
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Rob Schneider Slams Alec Baldwin's "SNL" Trump Portrayal: I Don't Even Do Anal Movies, You Ignorant T***
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Decision Time: Should We Be Black?