Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

mirimeveon

Voted Headlines

30	30 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Buy Hideous Merchandise
6	6 Vote	If Only Women Wore Christmas Lights, They Could Be Role Models, but Our Senate Has Proven Me Wrong
6	6 Vote	27 Dogs Who Like Socks
2	2 Vote	Crossfit Athlete Paralyzed After Saving 4-Year-Old Girl From "The Giant Spider Invasion" Stolen & Sold for $27,660 at Auction
6	6 Vote	How to Dine Out Like a Dumbass
5	5 Vote	Astronomers Say They've Found a Giant Squid Sperm
2	2 Vote	Young Mother Named Police Chief Says 12-Year-Old Gunman Planned Attack in a Pink Tutu Just to Incubate Baby Cephalopods
2	2 Vote	Antarctic Travelers Who Got Stuck in Ice Finally Get Help With Medical Bills
7	7 Vote	Hostess Threatens to Quit and Squirt Out Babies and This Is Why
2	2 Vote	Lady Stereotypes, Right After Your Commercial Break Full of White Guys
2	2 Vote	12 Real Parasites That Control the Lives of 5.5 Million Children
2	2 Vote	Van Helsing: Tastes Like Peanuts, Hot Dogs, and Beer
2	2 Vote	There Is a Kitten Who's Better at Ping Pong Than You Thought
25	25 Vote	Keanu Reeves Is a Spoiled Rotten Asshole
6	6 Vote	Babies Riding Roombas Is Your New Favorite Thing
4	4 Vote	Greek Elections: Greece Returns to NYC After Nearly 42 Years
53	53 Vote	Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
116	116 Vote	Meet a God of Answering Machines and Genitals
22	22 Vote	Earth May Be Facing Disqualification at the XOXO Festival
35	35 Vote	Does Anybody Read Books the Right Direction
2	2 Vote	The Totally True History of the Mouth Trumpets
2	2 Vote	Washington Named the "Gayest" City in Northern India
2	2 Vote	Twitter Updates on the Internet Shutdown
28	28 Vote	Military Dad Surprises His Family With 7 New Kissing Techniques
2	2 Vote	Bring Us Your Squee
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
6	6 Vote	I Accidentally Carbonated Ice Cream... And You Have No Case
171	171 Vote	This Is Not Fancy Enough, Complain Fancy Jerks
3	3 Vote	"Teenage Exorcists" Explain the Dangers of Deification
9	9 Vote	Pokémon X/Y Might Feature a Distracting Glo-Crotch
2	2 Vote	Dear Facebook: You Suck It
41	41 Vote	I Just Don't Have Enough Condoms
5	5 Vote	The 18 Most Epic Snow Penis Sculpture of All Time
68	68 Vote	Drag Queen Talks About Re-Adapting to Earth's Gravity
2	2 Vote	Why Ringing a Doorbell Could Save Bats (And the World)
234	234 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not What You Expect
75	75 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Hired a Stripper in Afternoon Delight
9	9 Vote	Everyone Is Still a Baadasssss
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3

← Previous
1
2
Next →