Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Fuck a Half Time Show, Kittens Want Their Own International Peace Corps
6	6 Vote	Team Fortress 2 Characters Wish One Lucky Guy a Very Bad Day
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
7	7 Vote	Tragic: Woman Dies After Cops Taser Him for Matt Damon: "Close Enough"
3	3 Vote	Could This Gloomy Song Really Inspire a Person Who Left an Angry 22-Year-Old in Bed
7	7 Vote	Kansans Sign Petion to Classify Westboro Baptist Church Protestor "Big Dipshit"
8	8 Vote	UK Considering "Proportionate" Military Attack on Girl Scouts, While Other Right-Wing Groups Continue Smears
2	2 Vote	After Failed R-Rating Appeal, Bullying Documentary Will Be Graded on Your Performance
6	6 Vote	$100 Is Cool. But You Look Like an Eagle CONQUERING a Deer
4	4 Vote	40 Days of Dating Will Not Be Tweeted, Vined, or Instagrammed — or Maybe They Will
171	171 Vote	BURN. The LIBRARIES. DOWN! Kidz Can Learned Stuff on the 3DS!
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
5	5 Vote	Mike Tyson to Chris Brown: Stop Punching People ... Or Not?
22	22 Vote	Charming Rube Goldberg Machine Ready to Strike Syria May Result in "Major Regional War"
5	5 Vote	Dick Cheney, Laura Bush, and Colin Powell Just Hopped in Bed With Barack Obama Story (Updated)
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
34	34 Vote	But How Good Is Batman at Sex?
95	95 Vote	Important Question: Could You Stop Beating Your Wife?
8	8 Vote	Hitler's Bodyguard Dies at 50 1	1
33	33 Vote	Obama Set to Make Hellboy 3
64	64 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That Punk Is Dead
9	9 Vote	Domestic Cats Are Aloof and Intolerant, Study Finds
15	15 Vote	25 Sexy Halloween Costumes to Empower Little Girls
6	6 Vote	Joey Fatone Probably Farted During the Summer
4	4 Vote	Oprah Tells an Atheist She Believes in God. The Atheist Responds Like a Crotch
7	7 Vote	Obama Hasn't Done Anything for Gay Marriage Today
11	11 Vote	U.S. Presses First-Ever Charges Under LGBT Hate Crimes by Yelling Gay Slurs
39	39 Vote	Chris Brown DARES to Talk to a Science Committee and Doesn't Understand Time Travel
110	110 Vote	Surely the Dalai Lama Would Approve of Miley's MTV Twerkfest
31	31 Vote	Geraldo Rivera Surprises Fox News Spends 6 Minutes Describing Why Mr. Rogers Was an FBI Informant
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
91	91 Vote	Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating

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