Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

micahcook

Voted Headlines

96	96 Vote	You Will Want to Eat Cat Litter
66	66 Vote	Turn a Pigeon Into Your Very Existence
91	91 Vote	Viagra May Give Men Boners, but It Should Make You Feel Better
257	257 Vote	Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
89	89 Vote	Taliban Video Shows Einstein Sexually Assaulting Marie Curie
243	243 Vote	6 Ways to Eat Bees 1	1
49	49 Vote	Meet Obie, the 77-Lbs Dachshund That's Struggling to Lose Her Sh*t on an ATV Ride Because Her Baby Is Born
129	129 Vote	How Being Gay Was Her Gateway Drug . . . To Independence?
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
76	76 Vote	Cops Find Meth in Vagina
97	97 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Dip a Cheeseburger in Acid
209	209 Vote	You Really Need to Exist
63	63 Vote	Rick Perry Is Sending 1,000 Troops to the Moon. Here's Why 1	1
395	395 Vote	A Man Lost His Ability to Succeed
68	68 Vote	This Is the Cutest Couple of Turkeys Eating a Human Placenta
217	217 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees 2	2
167	167 Vote	Someone Is on Drugs
46	46 Vote	Woods Says His Name Was HITLER
94	94 Vote	4 U.S. Presidents Whose Lives Were Ruined by Assholes
160	160 Vote	Cookie Monster Is in Grave Condition
213	213 Vote	Ubisoft Refused to Let Toddler Use Restroom
35	35 Vote	Cookie Monster Charged With Giving 23-Month-Old Weed, Because YOLO
170	170 Vote	Hey Pranksters, Get Your Crotch Set on Fire for WoW's Tenth Anniversary