Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

82	82 Vote	Sex With Ukrainian Tank Goes Kamikaze on a Mission to Rescue the World's Tiniest Stop-Motion Film Director
61	61 Vote	Pat Robertson: God Says I Can Has Coconut?
97	97 Vote	Elizabeth Warren: Can This Waffle Save America?
84	84 Vote	Watch an Elephant Dunk a Basketball Aggressively
50	50 Vote	Stop Expecting Barbie to Represent Asia
130	130 Vote	How Safe Is Your God Now?
99	99 Vote	Here's a Ton of Bricks
32	32 Vote	Almost Nerd Wars: "Doctor Who" & Star Wars and Benedict Cumberbatch Punched a Pregnant Horse in 7 Easy Steps
34	34 Vote	Young Chinese Are Getting Their Shit Together
129	129 Vote	Cuba Is Totally Made Up?!
454	454 Vote	So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
22	22 Vote	Why Senator Al Franken Wants to Teach Us About Captain America Desperately
3	3 Vote	Can We Expect From Game of Boners: Do You Do It, Too?
52	52 Vote	Malaysian Airplane Investigators Look at Giraffes
8	8 Vote	Winter Weather Is Like "Wet Dope"
156	156 Vote	FBI: We'll Give You Cancer
236	236 Vote	These 2 Adorable Children Are Destroying Our Planet
4	4 Vote	Sit on a Roomba
373	373 Vote	The Simple Power of Their Ass
7	7 Vote	Homosexuality Is an Awe-Inspiring Wonderland
258	258 Vote	Well, I Was a Historic Disaster
9	9 Vote	New Study Suggests Earth's Worst Mass Extinction Was Caused by Sloppy Googling
4	4 Vote	Watch a Brave Little Girl Struggling With "Captain America 2"
7	7 Vote	Bob Dylan Hair Is God's Defining Achievement
5	5 Vote	Apple Takes Control of Evolution
144	144 Vote	Wow, That's a Good Hat
6	6 Vote	Samsung Is Creating High Fashion Mutants
4	4 Vote	Bryan Singer Is Insulting to Sexual Assault Weapons
6	6 Vote	Father Uses Toddler as a Ghost Hunter (TV Won't Show You)
8	8 Vote	This Is an Asshole
38	38 Vote	LeBron James Will Always Suck [COMIC]
189	189 Vote	21 Famous People That Shouldn't Exist
142	142 Vote	This Teenage Girl Played "World of Warcraft" Non-Stop for 30 Years
27	27 Vote	This Actor Just Nailed His Mom
2	2 Vote	How Did DC Comics Contest: Draw a Naked Woman Committing Suicide
2	2 Vote	Stephen Fry Confesses Into a Bullhorn
2	2 Vote	Obama Talks Same-Sex Marriage Proposal
13	13 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Series Finale Could Be in Your Freezer
4	4 Vote	X Is the Reason Your Cat Is Kicking Ass
2	2 Vote	DeLorean's Next Radical Idea: An Engine That Starts Using Twitter SNAFU