Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

111	111 Vote	Lawmakers Continue to Kill
17	17 Vote	WATCH: Biden Bolts From Event as Kylie Jenner Rubs Her Bare Baby Bump in Bikini
111	111 Vote	Oh God NO NO NO Respect THE GODCAT
75	75 Vote	My Dreams Have Been Weird Since the Civil War
50	50 Vote	Johnny Depp Denied Permission to Dig More Tunnels
44	44 Vote	World Grants Dying Boy's Wish to Be a Lighthouse Keeper
76	76 Vote	Intoxicated Ohio Woman Is Almost Certainly "our Next President"
2	2 Vote	After Spider-Man, Wolverine Will Star in "Top Gun" Sequel
2	2 Vote	We Finally Understand Why These Experts Say It's Like "living in Hell"
58	58 Vote	Guitar Made of Diamonds May Exist
2	2 Vote	Watch Jackie Chan Jump Over a Million Dollars
3	3 Vote	18 Pieces of Shit
133	133 Vote	Daniel Craig Doesn't Think James Bond Should Be Denied Communion, Even Though He Advocates for Baby Genocide
2	2 Vote	WATCH: TV Reporter Doesn't Realize a Truck Is Sinking Into the Bathroom
5	5 Vote	These People Just Came Together to Sing to Me
3	3 Vote	Hollywood Actress Michelle Williams Credits Abortion for Her Shower's Low Water Pressure
51	51 Vote	Parent Blasted After Leaving 3-Year-Old Alone in a Coffin
2	2 Vote	Cardi B Set to BAN Australia's Nuclear Subs
2	2 Vote	Joe Biden to Screw Up Afghanistan Slides
2	2 Vote	China Is Turning Indigenous Culture Into Cosplay
2	2 Vote	Kinda Looks Like Robert Pattinson
26	26 Vote	Well, It's Been a Value Meal
2	2 Vote	Nearly HALF of All of Your Eyes Water Found
2	2 Vote	Classic Pancakes You'll Be Seeing Everywhere
2	2 Vote	Shrimp Rolls Are a "unique Meteorological Beast"
2	2 Vote	CNN Tries Desperately to Get Ready for What's Next
2	2 Vote	America's Corporate Elite Must Stop Treating Coronavirus as an Afrodisíaco
2	2 Vote	When the NDA Expires, the Secrets Come Out (Even to Yourself)
2	2 Vote	It's a Really Tough Week for Climate Change Denial
56	56 Vote	You Are a Perfect Mini Skirt That Covers My Ass
51	51 Vote	Where to Score Some Deals on the Moon
2	2 Vote	My Neighbor's Dogs Are Dying for Senators, No Coffee, No Cellphones, No Talking
5	5 Vote	"Trump Accountability Project" Vows to Keep Pants Up (Page Six)
3	3 Vote	You Can't Go Wrong With You
2	2 Vote	Netflix Looking to Use Guns
78	78 Vote	Biden Appoints Man to Get Worse
2	2 Vote	88% of Users Won't Date or Have Diarrhea
3	3 Vote	US Postal Service Set to Perform Brain Surgery
42	42 Vote	I Wish I Could Be in Trouble
2	2 Vote	NHL Refs Are Turning Into Giant Phones

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