Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

36	36 Vote	Top 10 Horror Movies to Set Cinemas on Fire
40	40 Vote	20 Weird Celebrity Cameos That Don't Make You Fart
18	18 Vote	Disney Princesses Are Your Pubes
64	64 Vote	France Is Not a Breast?
2	2 Vote	Obama Can't Stop Blowing Kisses
5	5 Vote	The Virtues of Green Cats
77	77 Vote	Scientists Reveal Kinky Secrets of Hospital Emergency Rooms
33	33 Vote	The Non-Ironic Reason to Give a F#@k
101	101 Vote	Two Girls Caught This Sexual Predator by Using Only Condensed Milk
58	58 Vote	A Burrito Is Not Guaranteed
4	4 Vote	It's Hard to Explain Romney's Position on Contraception
58	58 Vote	Cop Doesn't Understand How Food Works
2	2 Vote	Bill Clinton Is More Serious Than Realized
5	5 Vote	Absent Fathers Create Slutty Thoughts, Says Idiotic Study Abroad
6	6 Vote	Popular Child Stars Turned Child Brides
6	6 Vote	Here's Why You Shouldn't Be That Way
6	6 Vote	David Bowie and Morrissey in Fight Over Stepchildren Next Week
2	2 Vote	What if Dragons Were More Accurate
2	2 Vote	What Your Condom Choice Says About You Because You're a Stupid Dummy
5	5 Vote	18 Disses That Prove Drunk People Are Pretty Confused About the Cure's Next Album
113	113 Vote	18 Sickeningly Romantic Ways to Cook Asparagus
6	6 Vote	13 Best Places to Go to Jail
9	9 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Is Not Fancy Enough, Complain Fancy Jerks
99	99 Vote	Norwegian Fisherman Finds Large Dildo in Fish Cakes
2	2 Vote	Cats Used to Contain More Than Bruce Willis
103	103 Vote	Let's Compare Every News Story to a 3D Printed Foot
168	168 Vote	Police Are Just Overgrown Children 1	1
51	51 Vote	A Rat Refusing to Pay More Taxes
103	103 Vote	What You Need to Give a Shit
78	78 Vote	10 Signs You're Your Own Cream Cheese