Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Lion Clearly Takes Pride in His Ear WAX Figure
67	67 Vote	A German Reporter Was Fired From the Atmosphere
3	3 Vote	Pikachu Wants Your Help Designing Future Moon Toilets
2	2 Vote	ENGLISH Motherf***er, Do You Want a Girl?
6	6 Vote	How to Hug Your Bleeding Limbs, Human Potty
2	2 Vote	YouTube Says It Will Defend Its Borders
6	6 Vote	Things Are So Gushy
2	2 Vote	You---Yes, You---Can Become a Mortician
2	2 Vote	Sorry, We Have Lyft-Off! (Sorry)
2	2 Vote	A New Way to Celebrate, So Prepare to Use a Ladder
2	2 Vote	Cutting the Cord? This Gadget Lets You Try on Skins Before You Die
55	55 Vote	All Eyes Are on Fire!!!
2	2 Vote	Trump Boasts About Getting "Accidental Boners" During Wrestling Matches
258	258 Vote	Oh My God, I Think I Fucked Up
195	195 Vote	I Want a Gay
2	2 Vote	Barcelona Ready to Upgrade Your Meat
122	122 Vote	White House Explodes
3	3 Vote	Donald Trump to Admit That I Was Part of the "Poop Knife"
112	112 Vote	Stop Listening to Others
3	3 Vote	Dwayne Johnson Will Finally Be Preserved
3	3 Vote	What Is the Worst Stuff
149	149 Vote	Why Are We Obsessed With Genitals
3	3 Vote	Did I Order My Drinks
7	7 Vote	November Is Full of Secrets
468	468 Vote	Panic! At the Dollar Store
3	3 Vote	Why Are There So Many Chinese Emperors
8	8 Vote	Ex-Tesla Engineer Tries to Make a 69 Joke
113	113 Vote	I'm a Suburban Mom Housewife — Here's How to Skateboard Like a Pro
520	520 Vote	It's Time to Give People Cocaine
3	3 Vote	The Secret Life of Mr. Rogers
4	4 Vote	Lesbians React to the Wrong Way, BREH!
569	569 Vote	A Vote for Biden Means a Vote for Joe Biden 1	1
74	74 Vote	Stalker Terrifies Ex-Girlfriend by Living in 1820
3	3 Vote	Hello, 9-1-1? We'd Like to Congratulate Her
547	547 Vote	Uh Huh. Uh Huh. Uh Huh. Uh Huh. Uh Huh. Uh Huh. Uh Huh. I See
508	508 Vote	Help! My Date Ghosted Me After He Died 1	1
475	475 Vote	Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope NOEP NOPE NOAP
4	4 Vote	👉 Pick-Up Van Driver Not Wearing a Bra
1073	1073 Vote	Coronavirus Threatens to Shut Down Due to Coronavirus Concerns 1	1
6	6 Vote	What It's Like Peeing on Yourself