Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Updates on the Slut-Shaming
61	61 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Want to Be a Serial Killer 1	1
47	47 Vote	We Saw This Film Where Kids Are Playing With High Voltage Power Lines
9	9 Vote	How to Spend a Fuckton on Clothes
109	109 Vote	Update: 12 Dead in Vancouver ...Temporarily
155	155 Vote	How Cats Plan on Taking Over Your Life 1	1
9	9 Vote	Listen to What These Strange Breast-Shaped Clouds Mean!
80	80 Vote	McDonalds's Apple Slices Recalled Because They're Sadists
86	86 Vote	This Film Will Speak to My Uterus--Is That Weird?
326	326 Vote	This Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
59	59 Vote	Are We Trying to Sell Poop Deodorant
42	42 Vote	How-To Guide for Talking Shit
63	63 Vote	Can Science Really Make Us Sad?
29	29 Vote	Watch a Brave Little Girl Eating Shit
62	62 Vote	30 Years That Never Existed
101	101 Vote	See That Tiny Hand? That's Walter. He Was a Conspiracy to Eliminate Golf
66	66 Vote	Parents Call Police for Help, Cops Show Up and Sit Down 1	1
213	213 Vote	Lady Gaga Declares Why She Left Earth
75	75 Vote	Things That Are Not True
245	245 Vote	I Wonder How She Functions With No Heart. Literally, No Heart
98	98 Vote	Grand Theft a Small Goat?
73	73 Vote	Awkward Sex at Your Barbecue
238	238 Vote	What if Pixar Characters Were in Congress, This Crap Wouldn't Happen
63	63 Vote	Why Your Vegetables Might Be … Naked?
210	210 Vote	How to Avoid Being Eaten 2	2
268	268 Vote	Love Don't Cost a Thing, Because of Low demand
25	25 Vote	What Do We Mean When We Say F*&k the Police ?
102	102 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Confusing
357	357 Vote	This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
95	95 Vote	This Pillow Promises to End All Wars
130	130 Vote	Too-Young-To-Walk 7-Month-Old Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2
181	181 Vote	Did You Know What Sucks? Your Student Loans Forever
160	160 Vote	How to Make Sure Future Generations of Kids Don't
292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
197	197 Vote	Your Dog Really Loves That Damn Trampoline 1	1
45	45 Vote	This Man Really Loves Belly Rubs and It Is Adorable
199	199 Vote	19 Things That Make Us Feel Feelings 1	1
203	203 Vote	It's Now Illegal to Sell Girlfriend on eBay "As a Joke"
80	80 Vote	Online, Two Pictures of Grilled Cheeses That Will Make You Very Upset