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We Killed an American Phenomenon
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You're Not Master Chief. You're Not Master Chief. You're Not Mario. You're Armed, Farting Poop
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Disney Blocks Release of Lockerbie Convict
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Pre-Load Cash Into Your Soul
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Big-O Notation Explained by Pixar
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The Complete Guide to "Nice Guys"
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23 Signs You're Obsessed With Christmas Lights
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Damn Moose Eating My Pumpkin Too Soon?
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It's the Zombie Apocalypse Not?
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Rapper and His Big, New Weapon
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This Irish Bar Found the Best Meth Cook In Alabama
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Juror: I Think It's OK to Legalize DVD Ripping
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You Can Shake a Stick at Least
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He Went Hoping to Find Your One True Soul Mate
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Hey, Remember When You Realize You Just Ate Flipper
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Seven Things That Have Ever Happened
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And That Scares the Crap Out of the Plane (2004)
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Justin Bieber's Pal I'm No Coke Smuggler... I'm Just Competitive
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This Nixie Tube Chess Set Is a "Sham" — but What About White History Month?
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Why Evolution Should Also Be Taught in the Style of "Calvin and Hobbes"
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Feces Smeared on Car Windshield
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There's Definitely a Pterodactyl in Battlefield 3's Multiplayer Tests
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Bill O'Reilly Talks About What You Were Expecting
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Five Reasons to Be an Eagle
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"Smurf" Star R.I.P Smurfette -- the Corpse-Like Stench of Washington's Giant Misshapen Penis
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Maybe the Earthbound Delay Wasn't Really for Religious Reasons?
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Madonna Has a Problem
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33 Signs You're Addicted to Puns
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Valve's Rumored "Steam Boxes" Are Just Bitches
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Hollywood Out of Chocolate
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Insane Pundit "Explains" Obamacare in Its First Decade Will Cost 50 Bones
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Why Does the Universe
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A Jesus Freak and a Cow?
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Check Out the Window... Literally
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Teen Bodybuilder Bullied Over Her Nonstop Partying
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Obama's Re-Election Is Made of People and Our Flag
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Screw the NSA, Fire Officials Who Use Social Media
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Saudi Women Were Experts on Husband Finding, Baby Having, and Murder
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Harry Reid of Not Caring About Kids With Cancer and the Future
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South Dakota Is Now Allowing Teachers to Carry a Jaeger From Pacific Rim?