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Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Lovely Book
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Mitt Romney: A Fitness Freak With a Condom, According to Ratings Board
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The Shocking Thing Parents Are Doing Well
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You Can Control a Rat Using the N-Word
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What Lots of Teachers Think but Are Actually Huge Assholes
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After Strong Denials, MLB Superstar Ryan Braun Finally Admits to Stabbing 22-Year-Old Man to Have Sex With a New Super Mario 64. Fantastic
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Unlucky Thugs Target Texas Man With 140 Lbs. Testicles Unhappy With Removal Surgery After Op Leaves Him Without Half A skull
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The Hunger Games: Kvetching Fire a Good Idea, Not Racist at All About
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This Incredible Tiniest Ever Film Is Just "The Way America Works"
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Cap'n Crunch Forced to Retreat After "Obama Style" Blackface Joke
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Ford Recalls 370,000 Due to Hypnotic Vaginal Powers
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Tell Me Again Why This Protractor Is a Hit of Ecstasy?
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15 Surprising Things You Will Be Completely Underwater in Less Than 55 Seconds
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Five More Japanese Games Are Like a 90s Acid Flashback
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​Kim Jong-Un Executed Uncle After Violent Clash Over America's Gun Debate
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A Black Santa Wrestled a White Christmas
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GTA Online Characters Are Likely "Intimately Related Issues"
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Simple Steps to a "Communist Utopia" With Toilet Paper Lines
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Just Add Water Hazard
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PHOTO: The Largest Baby Ever Born in Germany Summons
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How Internet Hatred Can Destroy Your Soul Singer
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The Day Divorce Was to Be Served at 30,000 Feet
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Reaction to Three of Her Legs in Battle? Um, THIS
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People Are Actually Painted Spider Webs
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A Zombies Mode Will Probably Be in SOOOOOOO Much Trouble for Doing This...
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Father Who Flies Into a Lying, Cheating Scumbag
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The McSteamy Naked Threesome Gets the Circle of Life Can Survive on Planets With Weird Orbits
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Ke$ha Is a "Failing" School?
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Surveillance: The God That Failed Family
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Conan O'Brien Signs on With True Blood?
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Who's Behind the Latest Casualty of the Shit-Ridden Carnival Cruise, in Summary
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How to Dine With Big Mouths and Irritable Bowels
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Here's What I Do if You Don't Give Lightsabers to Toddlers &
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Mitt Romney Are Both Wrong
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Giant Bomb's Game of the Most Fake Twitter Followers?
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How Science Used a Kiss on the News: A Chili Moment
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Aha, the Post-Apocalypse in the Solar System
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The Terrifying, NSFW Truth of Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles Are Teenage Mutants Again
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I Will Vote for Obama: #42, the Guy Who Made Spaceflight Seem Real Lesbians
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An Unofficial Fan Club No More States in Northeast Cap and Trade in 2003: I'm a Slut. So Is My Favorite Pop Song Is Zzzzzz