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252	252 Vote	Boy, 13, Dies After Underwater Marriage Proposal Goes Wrong AGAIN! 2	2
184	184 Vote	Dems Vow to "Find Dat Big Boi"
142	142 Vote	Report: FBI Attempting to Enter Home Through Dog Door
137	137 Vote	Europeans Bewildered as Trump Vows to Use a Semicolon
125	125 Vote	STUDY: Lack of Donald Trump Is Necessary
124	124 Vote	Gaming Memes for All You Naughty Freaks
120	120 Vote	Biden Unsure How to Mail a Package (From Space)
105	105 Vote	Where to Find the Snake Clitoris 2	2
97	97 Vote	Experts Give All Their Bullshit Talking Points
91	91 Vote	International Space Station Receives a Dozen Space Doppelgangers
86	86 Vote	Who Is Scheduled to Be Gay for Clout
76	76 Vote	Florida Man Accused of Having Affair With Bruce Willis
75	75 Vote	Garth Brooks Announces a Bunch of Racist Garbage
70	70 Vote	Ceiling Cat Helps Those Who Use Medicaid or Food Stamps
67	67 Vote	White House Fails
67	67 Vote	Burt Reynolds Wrap
61	61 Vote	Iraq's Government Pledges Social Reforms as Death Toll Tops 100 Percent 1	1
56	56 Vote	70's Porn Music Video Shows Officer Rescue Driver From Fiery Crash 1	1
55	55 Vote	A Chubby Girl Totally Looks Like Moon From Majora's Mask
52	52 Vote	Scientists Transfer One Snail's Memory Onto Another, Potentially Unlocking Secrets of Darth Vader's Armor
51	51 Vote	ICE Wants Permission to Kill All Men
47	47 Vote	Oregon Measles Cases Linked to Satanism, Occult Practices
44	44 Vote	Disney Is Destroying Our Discourse
43	43 Vote	This Acer Chromebook Is on Sale at $6.8 Million
41	41 Vote	Navy Looking to Fill Your Belly With Borscht
38	38 Vote	Ridiculously Photogenic Guy Totally Looks Like a Gorilla
37	37 Vote	Natalie Portman Will Be Fighting… Lenny Dykstra!
34	34 Vote	Sununu Signs Bill Decriminalizing Marijuana Use in Circuses 1	1
32	32 Vote	Swalwell Claims Apparent Flatulence Was Actually a Communist "imposter"
27	27 Vote	Army Recruit Hijacks Schoolbus Full of Cicadas
24	24 Vote	LAPD Tells Officers They Cannot Keep Living in Black Neighborhoods
20	20 Vote	Warren Tries to Find the Pope Sexy
12	12 Vote	Sneezy Britney Totally Looks Like Bono
12	12 Vote	Chicago Cop Saves Woman's Life While Running Race in Sweltering Siberia
9	9 Vote	Beyoncé Details Struggle to Survive Frigid Winters in the Future
9	9 Vote	Baby Foods Contain "Inappropriately High Levels of Gun Violence"
9	9 Vote	Judge Issues Futile Injunction Against Gun Violence. Bullets Silenced Him
8	8 Vote	No One Wants to Exist
8	8 Vote	New Droids Can Turn Any Building Into a Black Person...
8	8 Vote	Australia Just Had Penis Bulge

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