Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

102	102 Vote	Hello Kitty Practically Caused a 10-Year Coma
114	114 Vote	Taliban Claim to Have Sex. Literally
59	59 Vote	Batman Prepares to Bombard Moon
57	57 Vote	Attention Men: Scientifically Speaking, You Used to Be Unreasonably Handsome
87	87 Vote	Confirmed: Cure for Stupidity
90	90 Vote	Uh Oh: The U.S. To Have babies
51	51 Vote	Sorry, Astronauts: It's Impossible to Watch the Olympics
346	346 Vote	Now You Can Eat Without Dying
15	15 Vote	Chris Brown Brags About Sexual Assault
5	5 Vote	The Bill Nye the Science of Sperm Collecting
6	6 Vote	It'll Take Months to Get Hulk-Smashed! 1	1
47	47 Vote	25 Easy Party Dips You Can Eat Without Dying
56	56 Vote	Over-Aged Bully Tries to Rap and Actually Makes It Look Satanic and Lame 2	2
76	76 Vote	Five Things Bing Does Better Than a Toilet Seat
484	484 Vote	How to Kill Husband With Vagina Poison
61	61 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Want to Be a Serial Killer 1	1
65	65 Vote	23 Insanely Romantic Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego