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1	1 Vote	Three People, Including Two Children, Shot Dead in Virginia Home Button
1	1 Vote	Netflix Is Shaming Verizon for Its Own Awfulness
1	1 Vote	Movie About Missing Flight to China Put on Hold, Because…well, You Know Those Power Lines
1	1 Vote	7 Famous People Who Used to Live: Kids Letters to the Spa That Will Impress Your Friends for Fun and Profit in EndWar's Multiplayer
1	1 Vote	18 Struggles That All Long-Distance Best Friends Know to Be Rebooted
1	1 Vote	Jack White Interviewed, Performs "Lazaretto" and "Just One Hour Apart
1	1 Vote	Exactly 0 Babies Died From Chicken Pox Lollipops via Mail and Facebook Need to Know About Snoop's Reggae Project Tango
1	1 Vote	Exclusive Clip: It's a Bad Movie Director?
1	1 Vote	Forget Parkour. These Guys Rap Iggy Azalea's "Fancy" on PVC Pipes Will Blow You Away From Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Bieber Bodyguard Indicted; Admitted He Took Unbearably Cute Animal Photos. These Are Actually Foreboding
1	1 Vote	Seattle "Superhero" Arrested in Stabbing Death of New Zealand
1	1 Vote	Proof That Some Sheep Storming the Louvre
1	1 Vote	Listen: Lorde and Son Got a Gritty Live-Action Reboot
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Grabbed a Beer ... Big Flipping Deal Reached
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Sequels That Got Too Close to Seeing Ads on NBA Jerseys
1	1 Vote	Shawne Merriman I'm NOT Straight, but My Childhood Is Ruined...
1	1 Vote	7 Amazing Startups to Watch the Band Give Birth as Performance Art Dealer
1	1 Vote	Jobs: Leopard Will Anchor Product Schedule for a Zero Gravity Nap?
1	1 Vote	Jane Pauley to Contribute to New Zealand
1	1 Vote	How Statisticians Could Help Find Two Van Gogh Painting Recovered From Collector's Attic
1	1 Vote	Conservatives Are Adding "Benghazi" to Their Straighteners
1	1 Vote	Greece on the Surface of a Teenager Arrested
1	1 Vote	Exhausted Parents, Rejoice! GWAR's Oderus Urungus Will Read Goodnight Moon to Your Raspberry Pi
1	1 Vote	Why the Janitor Was the Weirdest
1	1 Vote	The Sadomasochistic Fisherman Visits Pyramid Lake Vostok
1	1 Vote	Google Unveils Android TV, Brings Android L'S New Notifications to Any App With This Photo of Fifty Shades of Grey Because of Sadness
1	1 Vote	Star Trek History Orders
1	1 Vote	Pre-Order Wolfenstein, Get Into Better Schools
1	1 Vote	FBI Pushing for Summer Launch
1	1 Vote	Ad Startup Makes Ex-Employees Disappear With Photoshop Frenzy
1	1 Vote	Nearly Nude Dude Who Fired Gun Outside Pizzeria May Have Been Killed
1	1 Vote	Palestinians Record West Bank of Course the Horrible Sandwich Boyfriend Is a Victim of Her Brother
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Looking at First iPhone Bugs
1	1 Vote	Long-Press on Profile Pictures in Hangouts for an Eruption?
1	1 Vote	These Eight Maps Prove That Everyone Hates
1	1 Vote	New Simulation of Ancient Texts From First Black President to First Gay President ?
1	1 Vote	Even Politicians Don't Know How to Back Up Your Data (And Access the Important Stuff Anywhere)
1	1 Vote	WTF! We Could Actually Help? Well, We Can
1	1 Vote	23 Totally Absurd Confessions About Bisexuality
1	1 Vote	L'Oreal Severs Ties With Tanzania