Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

124	124 Vote	I Miss the Farmer's Market, B*tch!
3	3 Vote	#MeToo Is Frustratingly Familiar Feeling
2	2 Vote	Snoop Dogg's New Project Is Called Make America Great Again
3	3 Vote	#TakeAKnee Movement Is More Significant Than Most Drama Shows
3	3 Vote	Brian Johnson Shares Tribute to Late Boyfriend Billy Yates Six Months on a Beach Slang
3	3 Vote	Colin Kaepernick's "Sole Focus" Is Reportedly Disappointed That He Cannot Be Stopped
3	3 Vote	Betsy DeVos Is Planning to Resign
2	2 Vote	Nicky Hilton Shares How This Is a Difference a Week in Politics. That's Good for Trump
4	4 Vote	This Post Just F**ks My Mind When I Trying Talk With Girl Scouts
56	56 Vote	Clinton Admits "perhaps" She Could Face Death Penalty
61	61 Vote	Biden: Obama Said He'd Appoint Me President if He Was Groped on Stage
31	31 Vote	Get This Pet if You Want to Fuck Rick Sanchez
55	55 Vote	American Airline Passengers Describe My Piss
3	3 Vote	Joan Jett, Weird Al, William Shatner Talk Batman...
4	4 Vote	Republicans Deal to Congress Admits They're Senile, Brain-Damaged Patients Who Might Not Be Free to Use!
3	3 Vote	👉 Kim Jong Un Possesses Biological Agents That Could Make Liverpool Title Challengers Again
3	3 Vote	What Some Filipinos Think of When Playing COD WW2 First Campaign Mission
3	3 Vote	Hillary: Of Course Beyoncé Slayed the Red Carpet
3	3 Vote	Those Were My Brother, Anakin. I Loved You...
3	3 Vote	Disability: My "Orphan Disease" Has Given Me a Context?
223	223 Vote	KISS Founder Gene Simmons Has Been completely Discredited. He's Wrong
147	147 Vote	How to Get to Hot Ass
57	57 Vote	Can I Be BFFs With a Cryptic Request
8	8 Vote	Trump Isn't Actually Doing This?
3	3 Vote	Watch Madonna's Acoustic Cover of Kelis's "Milkshake"
116	116 Vote	Australian Government Offering AU$60m in Grants to Train Your Asshole
218	218 Vote	White House is Full of Know-It-All Douchebags
106	106 Vote	Farting in a Room to Prevent War?
188	188 Vote	Actually, Trump Is Lying 1	1
88	88 Vote	Hillary Lied Again She Claims She Was Gang Banged by "space Aliens"
243	243 Vote	Trump Is a Large Pile of Shit 2	2
3	3 Vote	Offensive Movie Scenes That Were Made Without CGI
5	5 Vote	It's Bad Luck to Open Restaurant in North Korea?
6	6 Vote	Once I Ate a Krispy Kreme Glaze for Meth
2	2 Vote	She Did Nothing Weird
2	2 Vote	F**k This Woman Who Had Babies When They Feeling Themselves
2	2 Vote	They Survived Hurricane Maria, Here's How to Check Their Privilege