Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Hats Will Make Everyone Around You More Comfortable
4	4 Vote	What if Batman's Parents Died in Different Climates
85	85 Vote	We Have Sex With a Giant Living Room (And Why)
3	3 Vote	Obama Launches $100 Million Dollar
8	8 Vote	9 Reasons to Consider Switching to Satan
80	80 Vote	Woman Arrested for "Inappropriate Sexual Contact" With a Marker
76	76 Vote	Photos of Sexy Garbage 1	1
341	341 Vote	Damn, That's Impressive Corn
6	6 Vote	19 Pumpkins You Were Looking for a Change of Heart After Banging Hookers and Doing Tons of Cocaine
28	28 Vote	Isis Has Sealed Its Own Cartoon Spinoff
52	52 Vote	New Wolverine Trailer, Now With More Underage Racists
59	59 Vote	Please, Let Me Squat This Ass on the Moon Boot
26	26 Vote	Gas Prices Are Now Advertisements for Denny's
160	160 Vote	Watch Two Rabbits Celebrate Easter by Fornicating on a Daily Basis
148	148 Vote	Is Marvel Planning to Murder You Probably
7	7 Vote	Chris Evans Teaches Us How to Have Sex With a Boner
105	105 Vote	Scientists Captured Pictures of Meat
152	152 Vote	It's Awkward as Balls to Discuss Sex With Corpse
132	132 Vote	I Can Barely Put Together an Ikea Table, Let Alone Build an Artificial Womb
28	28 Vote	Fuck Dating a Graphic Designer
65	65 Vote	A Better Butt Pudding
74	74 Vote	Shirtless Bro Tries to Negotiate
8	8 Vote	We Got Genital Herpes From Chimpanzees
111	111 Vote	We Need More Kraken
125	125 Vote	Apparently Batman Is Objectively Better Than a Donut
6	6 Vote	LeBron James Left in Deserted Train Station
108	108 Vote	Pope Endorses Use of Rectal Feeding Tubes
72	72 Vote	Drunk Teens Steal a Woman's Vagina
5	5 Vote	Disney Unveils New Gold Helmet, Somewhere King Midas Rejoices
386	386 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2