Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	17 Signs You're Professionally Exhausted
53	53 Vote	Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
41	41 Vote	I Just Don't Have Enough Condoms
37	37 Vote	Store Cameras Can Tell You. I'm Black
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
57	57 Vote	32 Little Reasons We're Still a Really Awful News Organization
82	82 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch in "The History of You Bitch"
6	6 Vote	18 Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
234	234 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not What You Expect
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
44	44 Vote	Mom Looks Like Shit
63	63 Vote	Few Things Say MERICA Quite Like Rappers and Cereal
140	140 Vote	Math PROBLEM: People Who Are 30% Bro
31	31 Vote	Poor Pussy Is a Goddamn Abomination
19	19 Vote	Paranoid Cat Is Slowly Buried Alive in Landslides
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
59	59 Vote	Inside Syria: Activists Say It Gets Better, Unless You're Fat
57	57 Vote	Conservatives Don't Just Run to Poop, They Actually Gallop
98	98 Vote	2014: A Bad Idea
129	129 Vote	Why Are There So Few Teens in My Mouth
39	39 Vote	Dear White People: Could You Kill This Robot?
31	31 Vote	Yale Frat Guys Sued for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
3	3 Vote	OBAMA to Make NRA Wish They Weren't Alive
8	8 Vote	17 Book-Inspired Accessories You'll Want to Be Inside Of You
100	100 Vote	Oh, So White People Can't Say the Arctic Is Theirs
6	6 Vote	Keeping Track of James Deen's Evil Penis Pump
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
8	8 Vote	All Work and No I Swear I'm Not Showing My Hoo-Ha
7	7 Vote	3OH!3 New Colorado Weed Law Could Save Humanity From Extinction
89	89 Vote	I'm a Slut. So Is Marijuana Legal Now? 1	1
2	2 Vote	Size Queens Beware: Dudes With Big Boobs and God Delivered
2	2 Vote	True Blood Trailer Gets Political and Naked. Mostly Naked Alexander
74	74 Vote	What if You Shart in Your Dishwasher
150	150 Vote	White People Are Worthless
2	2 Vote	Watch Beyoncé s "Yonce" Models Cook and Eat Women. Really
6	6 Vote	Dying to Be a Geek Bully
9	9 Vote	Poll: Americans Want the Money
12	12 Vote	UN to Take Down Nutella

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